"Headin'
down the freeway, adjust the cruisin' power
The
state-trooper clocked me at 90 miles an hour.
Yeeaaaaa,
must have been some other Buddy,
Okay,
first of all, it wasn't me who wrote this column
last month.
I was
in LA and the Exotic boyz, pranksters
that they are, thought it would be funny to
have someone else write the column since I didn't
email it like I promised. So all that was written,
was not written by me.
And anybody
who really knows me could tell it wasn't my
style.
So, to
clear up some misconceptions from last month:
1) Goad
doesn't beat women (anymore) ...
2) Viva
doesn't blow guys in public (often)...
3) People
who work at Dante's don't all need penicillin
(except maybe Gator)...
And 4)
I still adore Darklady and Gary Aker...
And,
like I would ever drive my Alfa Romeo all the
way down
to LA...
Hell no, while I was down there, I was rollin'
in a giant, metallic black 2004 Chevrolet
Blazer. All the better to run over any Portland-jackshack-owner-cum-Hollywood-nightclub-owner
who is so busy stealing ideas from me that
they can't pay their bills back home...
So
before I spend another evening with martinis
and Sin-ahhhhtra... Then rub cucumbers and
Good-N-Plentys all over my crotch and log
onto Friendster... I just wanted to set the
record straight.
Besides,
as much as I enjoy a beautiful pair of breasts
just as much as any other guy, everyone knows
I'm an ass-man...
"I
met a German girl in England who was going
to school in France.
Said
we'd get to Mississippi
No,
no babe, it wasn't me.
Aahhh,
it must have been some other Buddy,
No,
no child, it wasn't me."
Chuck
Berry / George Thorogood & The Delaware
Destroyers
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