So I just
got back from my Masturbators Anonymous meeting, ("Hello.
My name is Jack and I'm a masturbator..."), and I realized
that my damn column wasn't finished... So here we go again...
As usual,
no rest for the wicked... as soon as we put this baby to
bed we have to get busy sending out invites for the absolutely
HUGE, Exotic 7th Anniversary Blowout on Sunday, October
8th. This is gonna be a STUPENDOUS party unlike anything
we've ever done before. Everyone is invited. Special invitations
and surprises for Exotic advertisers. We're also
using this GIANT shindig as a fundraiser for the No On 87
Committee, with donations accepted at the door. The entertainment
will include several current and former Miss Nude Oregon
burlesque performances, Fire dancers throughout the night,
the Twins performing their exquisitely choreographed act,
snakes, bellydancers, go-go dancers from hell, even the
goddamn Easter Bunny is supposed to make a drunken appearance...
by the end of the evening we should have shattered each
of the Seven Deadly Sins. Don't miss it.
by Frank Faillace' [fuh-lah-chay]
Email: ffaillace@webtv.net
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