Being an artist leaves your time free
for all sorts of procrastinations. Anything can seem easier
than looking inside at your soul and regurgitating it
in all its ugliness for the cruel masses....cleaning the
bathroom is easier. Training for a marathon is easier.
Taking stray cats to the pound is easier.
The mail comes around noon. Normally
I've awakened with the best artistic intentions several
hours before that. I'm still tired from working late,
but I make a nice hot cuppa coffee and settle into my
sure-thing day with the newspaper. When will I learn?
All intentions are aborted as the newspaper infuriates
me into paralysis with its stories of wealth and poverty,
idiocy, insolence, death, travel, love, lives...little
capsules with all the interesting details and none of
the horrifying day-to-day minutiae of read-the-paper and
get-the-mail...
By the time the paper's been tossed angrily
on the floor, the depression and futility of trying to
create something out of nothing is all-encompassing. It's
clearly hopeless, and worthless. It's impossible to come
up with anything with half as much pathos as the driest
article in the Business Times, so WHY BOTHER?
~LIFE IS SO GOOD~
But the mail. That's the
nail in the coffin. Every day a deluge of catalogs arrives,
prescribing a lifestyle that accompanies their wool sweaters,
cotton trousers, silk chemises. And yeah, it looks pretty
fuckin good! How many more goddamn wool sweaters do I
have to order, J. Crew, until I too will live in post-collegiate
bliss? When will I be one of those young folks on the
docks of their old money boat launches, with pastel fisherman's
caps, flip-flops, and serene smiles? Or the funky girl,
who mixes patterns, wears boots, and pulls her stocking
hat down to her eyes? I guess I'd be willing to try her
on for size. I mean, she's obviously not as serene, a
bit more tortured, perhaps, but still fully functional.
But oh, to be among the loft-livers,
who inhabit those immaculate, airy spaces and are always
photogenic with their perpetually post-yoga glow, their
easy fit outfits, their easy fit lives.... with masculine
mates in soft rugged sweaters who laugh and sip coffee
between rolling in bed, biking around the city to get
you flowers, and gazing casually at architectural drawings
in ultra-hip offices.
"When we, my happy and masculine best
friend mate and I, finally suit up and leave our aerie,
it is to climb into our vintage auto or euro-retro wagon
and frolic in the great outdoors with thin friends and
fishing rods. It is so nourishing, so right.
We even have a black friend. She loves down parkas and
cashmere twin-sets. She smiles a lot and enjoys coffee
out of antique tin mugs, too. Life is so good."
After some time in the tanning bed, ninety
minutes with the makeup girl and fifteen pounds worth
of bonbons and cosmopolitans, we're in Victoria's Secret.
And wow how things have changed! Maybe I've got some serious
hang-ups, but I just don't see how I'll ever morph from
made-up fuck toy with come hither everything to rugged
yet serene post-ivy post-yoga outdoor girl with a change
of clothes. I try damn hard in my real life to incorporate
it all, but only wind up needing to be heavily medicated.
Will I ever be able to separate these dueling women from
each other, live in luxurious serenity one day and then
be rabidly sexual, lounging in lingerie, the next?
I'm sure my doctor will get my meds right
one of these days, and when he does, STAND BACK.
It is a wonderful, wonderful life.
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