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SEX CLUB
Pirate is toying with some S/M which doesn’t go much further than costumes. Still, these vids may provide some x-citement for cautious, curious couples. In the first vignette, the mistress, in orange latex, forces her hubby/slave to watch her fuck two studs. The scene is slow to develop, but once it’s up and going, provides the necessary, if not vanilla, heat. Things wrap up nicely with a triple facial... and hubby gets his, too. Nothing in scene two, other than her cat woman mask and latex stockings, to hold my waning interest. Leopard skin boot worship leads to a DP and a double facial in scene three. Thus, the formula is established: Fetish wear leads to fellatio, fucking, double penetration and finishes with facials. Found myself using Sex Club as a springboard to my own fantasies... now that’s better.
FOREVER NIGHT
Jamie Gillis rambles on about his cursed existence (still acting in porno films after 25 years) as a prelude to watching his beloved diddle herself with a silver bullet vibrator. While the old graybeard is probably the best actor in porn today, I’m wishing this Ninn offering was less dramatic and more camp. Actually, no camp here at all. Impeccable lighting unveils a DP in 19th century fashion. Did they have condoms back then? Apparently Gillis’ beloved is trapped in some demonic nymphomaniac sexual time warp where he must watch her satisfying her dark desires... forever. Sort of “The Devil In Mr. Jones.” Imagine: Goofy looking guys in bizarre costumes getting it while you can only watch. Must be hell. But, in Gillis’ case, at least it pays the mortgage. Star Stacy Valentine gives way to Jeanna Fine in a Tina Turner wig. Unfortunately for Fine fans, her biblically dirty talkin’ mouth remains mute for much of the scene, or is drowned out by Goth-light-metal muzak. Fine is one whore who should be heard to be obscene. While Gillis is getting paid to watch the Louis the Sixteenth Eiffel Tower platinum wigged sex, I’m grateful for same, and wondering, along with Gillis, when something is gonna happen. No vampires, succubi, gargoyles, demons, devils, animals, possessions, spells, incantations, idolatry, crosses, stakes, coffins, fire or satanic rituals. One kind of hell would be having to wear those ridiculous wigs that look like the chrome on the front end of an old Buick. The gar-girls get around to some double dildo action by the fireplace. And then the demon responsible for this mess finally shows up to lay dick on Gillis’ beloved. He fucks her with a wand that emits purple light (Deep Purple), then opens his black robe so she can give him demonic head. Make-up and mask for the demon is good, but when he enters her with a condom on, I sort of lost what little suspension of disbelief I had going. I mean, c’mon. Why would a demon, who has imprisoned you in a nymphomaniac hell for his amusement, suddenly care about safe sex. Also, I felt the demon’s dick was a little small by demonic standards. Next, Jeanna Fine and Jamie get into a dirty talkin’ duel, firing foul words across the table at each other. I was momentarily amused. But not enlightened. Oh well. Towards the end of this scene, as Jeanna and Jamie direct a couple in action, Gillis is given a chance to shine as the most jaded man on earth, so weary of sex and sensorial pleasure that nothing can surprise him anymore. Sexually omniscient from an eternity in porn, Gillis scratches his beard and waits for the inevitable slo-mo facial he already knows is coming. Slipping into Gillis’ mind set reveals a sort of sexual nihilism; sex, like gravity, is inevitable and always represents a fall from a higher to a lower place. And if “Gravity Kills,” then sex is no quicker torture. Necessary, sweet, finite, infinite, sex is a freedom that leads back to prison. A parole that gives in to the same crime and the same time in a “Low Place Like Home.”
BABES BALLIN’ BOYS 4
Now for something completely different. This is one of those novelty vids I had to see to believe. OK. I believe it. The whole point here is for the guy, not the girl, to get fucked. And they did, in several short scenes that collectively are barely longer than the previews. This is the ticket, if you’re open and receptive to this buggery. The next to last scene is from outer space as a girl, wearing men’s underwear, combat boots and a baseball hat, fucks her butt rocker boyfriend with a black and white marbled strap-on dildo. Freaky deaky. Good therapy to think about guys you don’t like getting this treatment without their permission.
BIG ASS SHE MALE ADVENTURE
Evil Angel mogul John Stagliano claims he contacted HIV from a Brazilian TV. Perhaps this is a tribute to his downfall. And he wants to show us all these girl/boy asses so we–the hetero male–can ask ourselves if we would be tempted. Of course, Stagliano wouldn’t have to go all the way to Brazil to find bodacious boy/girl booty’s. A quick trip to Peanuts, on Santa Monica Blvd. in West Hollywood, would bring you face to face with the same dilemma: Is it a boy or a girl and do we care? Ask Eddie Murphy. So, a bleached blonde TV with a big dick gets sucked off by another TV. Personally, I like them better in skimpy outfits where you don’t know for sure. The mystery, real or imagined, is all the fun. The voluptuous, raven haired, cigar smokin’ star Christiane has his/her moments deep throating cock while he/she masturbates. And then they trade places. While I wouldn’t want to trade places with either one of them, there are definitely some straight males out there who will bust a nut on this one... thus answering Stagliano’s question: Would you be tempted? Personally, I’d rather have her dress up like a guy, then unzip her scratchy, baggy wool pants to reveal her sweet, young, smooth pussy. But I’m a hopeless romantic. So the big butt Brazilian TV star gets into Presidential perversions as she takes one of those fine Brazilian cigars up her ass. Bet Bill would like to smoke that one. These Brazilians like to slap each other in the face while they’re down there suckin’ dick... which I thought was a nice touch. As she/he jacks off on his face, he says, “Thank you.” Now that’s girl power. Stick pussy. Out trots another Brazilian TV, doesn’t look a day over nineteen, with huge cock sucker lips and baby blue eyes. If only she could lose the fake boobs and the big appendage stiffening up between its thighs. Guess I’m missing the point. The last TV looked like Oprah Winfrey; kinda scared me because Oprah’s had so much surgery that now I begin to wonder... They could be anywhere.
Thanks to Taboo Video; I couldn’t have done her w/o you. |