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Shit That Came In The Mail Erotic City 2
Sean Michaels goes to the dentist in some Euroland where the dentists don’t look a day over 22. She gives him a thorough oral exam–the kind I could use right now to get over my rejection. Michaels begrudgingly returns the favor, then fills her up with his black latex sheathed BEHEMOTH. The blacker latex gives his cock a surreal quality like she’s getting fucked by a hot fudge freight train. At some point in this fucking, Michaels switches to white latex, bringing me to my point. All this condom or no condom, switching condoms, colored condoms is, obviously, intruding upon my deeper appreciation of the proceedings at hand. It’s akin to watching your favorite TV show when a late breaking news story starts stealing across the bottom of your screen. Try as you might, you can’t help but notice the words bannered across the bottom. It’s an unwelcome intrusion, just like the condom, that comes between the voyeur and his/her pursuit of fantasy. Then there’s the God awful sound of latex penetration. Flesh is flesh. Anything that comes between the flesh cannot be ignored. I’m not saying porno stars should die for our sins and their pay checks. But let’s get real. Condoms only is not the final word or solution. Getting back to Michaels directorial entry into porn, there is little in the way of style or imagination points to encourage his deeper probing. As an aging porn star (not that he’s anywhere near over the hill), I’m sure Michaels wants to come into the realm of producing and directing like Gillis, Thomas et. al. First, Michaels should figure out exactly what he wants to do. This Buda rip-off doesn’t cut the cake. On the merits of Erotic City 2, I would prefer that Michaels’ illustrious career slipped into the crack of the last ass he fucks. Rent this if you’re a BIG Michaels fan. There’s no new ground to explore here other than the relentless inches of the most famous and enduring black dick since the old loop days of Johnny Keyes.
Come back Pussy 11
The moist premise for this vid is pussy so hot, tight and mouth watering that once you’ve had it you’ll keep comin’ back. CBP4 opens with an outtake of the venerable Tom Byron getting fucked in the ass by several women brandishing an assortment of dildos and strap-ons. Cracked me up. Inside joke, I guess. The bluesy music intro sung by a dead-ringer for BB King sets up a down home, relaxed feel of just folks fucking for a living. Marc Davis gets things started with the Asian treat Leanni. Director Patrick Collins introduces Marc with a reminiscence about Marc’s entry into adult entertainment as a Chippendale’s Dancer. One thing I’ll say about Marc: he’s a consistent rock hard performer who would never stoop so low as to appear in an Al Borda video. Marc’s developed a foot fetish since the last time I watched him; he’s seen sucking Leanni’s toes with rabid Yellow Fever. Condom’s on as he fills her tiny shaved hole with his extra wide load. (“Condom’s aweigh my boys, condoms aweigh!”) Each scene is introduce by the CBP’er doing backyard gyrations to the blues theme song and Collin’s chatty voice over. All in all, CBP4 is a solid if unimaginative and consistently over-lit offering. Collins has established a nice, easy stroking gonzo format.
Itty Bitty Titty Waitresses
IBT Waitresses is set in a restaurant (surprise!) where the waitresses must have little hard ones to work there. And the food never reaches the tables because the waitress is too busy sucking the cook’s cock in the kitchen on her grateful-to-have-a-job knees. Sure beats heck outa standing in the unemployment line. Does this count as sexual harassment? Who cares? Suck it, you skinny little cock hungry whore. If you like ‘em little, your cock poking up from inside their tiny tummies, rent this and go for it. The first scene’s a nut buster: those tiny tits with big hard nipples, her knees all raw and red from sucking dick kneeling on the red rubber kitchen mat, her little girl pussy dripping with begging-to-suck-me-and-fuck-me juices, I could go on, but, you get the picture. Sorry Dan. You can’t have this one till you bring the other IBT back with the rock hard Kimberly Jade.
Booty Duty 4
BD4 offers up asses and more asses that need to be fucked (like little Al Borda’s). The sphincter opening scene features Montana Gunn who looks just like a cheap Winnemucca truck stop whore. And Montana could out-cuss a truck driver. If you’re into anal with no pussy dickin’ around, this scene’s for you. The tiny tits duo shows up for scene two with Marc Davis (again?!)–who looks like he needs to get back in the gym. Don’t we all. Newcomer Nikki takes it in her creamy smooth white pussy. Dicks spring eternal and Persephone whispers: do not pull gently into that jerk-off night. Unless you wanna make her dying image linger in your longer than long ago when she swallowed your need...
Finally, a thoughtful email rex received from little al borda. Dear Mr. Jack Ass, It’s easy for a guy like yourself, who could not ever get it up infront of a crew to ass fuck some chic on video, then to sit at home are give your view of a video to millions of people to see!... If you think that you coould fuck better then me,... then you should enter in the “AL Borda Fuck Off Contest” (yes I named it myself). It’s for shitheads like yourself that think it’s so easy to do what I Do. Borda goes on to give the details as follows: You don’t get paid, in fact, you pay a $500 entry fee. The scene goes into a video and viewers with credit cards place votes on the best scene. Winner takes home a $5,000 prize. Borda continues: So Big Shot ARE YOU IN! Or do you perfer to sit at home in your shit hole of a house telling millions that I do not know what I am doing... Sorry for any spelling errors, I never finished High school. I concede, Al, that you can ass fuck some chick in front of a crew on video better than me. Furthermore, I concede I live in a shit hole apartment, because, as they say, If you want bread, fuck a baker; if you wanna starve, be a writer; if you wanna hear a puny dicked pig squeal, fuck big Al Borda. Jesus, get off the crack, Al.
Thanks to Taboo Video; I couldn’t have done her w/o you. |