The
best title I found in my closet filled was GRAND
THEFT ANAL from Zero Tolerance (www.zerotoleranceentertain-ment.com).
Come to think of it, Zero Tolerance is also a cool
name for a porn company. Hanna Harper, Alicia Rhodes,
Mandi Bright,
Rio
and Anna Nova get enough gorings up the brown eye
to satisfy the most voracious anal fan.
FETISH:
THE DREAMSCAPE from Ninn Worx (www.ninnworx.com)
lays the shiny tight plastic clothing on thick,
including a steamy solo in which Nicole Sheridon
fires up a pink dildo while decked out in a rubber
corset. The most intriguing scene features Michelle
Michaels getting plowed in every orifice by Erik
Everhard who, when he is finished with his ministrations,
rips off his condom and dumps the pool of cum on
her face.
How fitting to view this scene at the moment another
HIV scare has gripped the adult film industry. The
trio of porn titans--Vivid, VCA and Hustler Video--announced
they would halt production until mid-June when the
word went out that veteran porn actor, Darren James,
and his girlfriend, Laura Roxx, who has only been
making vids for a few months, both tested positive
for HIV in early April. Although the big stars will
get May off, many of the smaller porn companies
will defy the moratorium and continue shooting dirty
movies without condoms. The big guys will make their
usual moral pronouncements on safe sex--always trippy
when producers of ass-banging extravaganzas stake
the high moral ground. Given the millions of fuckings
in over ten thousand plus adult vids cranked out
each year what strikes me as most important is that
HIV has not been a major problem in the industry.
Shay Sights, who has been in more than 200 films,
was on target when she said "I think the industry
is far safer than going out bar-hopping."
The fact is condom-free DVD's sell better. So they
will continue to be made despite the current uproar.
Enough for the rant. Back to my closet for a few
more.
YOUNG
AND CUMMING from Amazing Hardcore (www.amazingsex.com)
features squirt queen Bobbi Eden, among others,
doling out boner footage blow jobs by the blue pool
under the sunny Southern California sky. Hard blonde
bods and perfect teeth in their chipper smiles.
Cliché porn but a nicely done cliché.
WOMEN
UNDER GLASS from Vivid (www.vivid.com) explores
the therapeutic benefits of a man splashing his
pud on the glass booth occupied by Savanna Samson.
Alas, Savanna is gone when he returns the next day
and all he can do is go home and fuck her in his
dreams. Then on a third trip she's back in the booth
fucking a man while this poor nerd can only watch.
Oh, the betrayal of women!
SWALLOW
MY PRIDE #2 from Red Light District (www.redlightdistrictvideo.com)
is not my type of jerk-off material but I mention
it for you guys who like porn with a dozen or so
dudes swinging their turkey necks and gizzard balls
over the nose of one girl. That girl is Angel Long,
who seems to be the siren of the moment. Great stuff
for bang fans.
Like St. Augustine says, "Flesh lusteth against
the spirit, and the spirit against the flesh."
THE MOVIE, from JM Productions (www.jerkoffzone.com).
Three chicks looking to score drugs--Julie Night,
Maggie Star and Jessica Darling--pick up a hitchhiker
on the way to a rave who supplies them powder in exchange
for sucks and fucks. Porn films tend to shy away from
drug themes so credit goes to Powers for his willingness
to embrace the trade out. What follows is even better.
A series of hallucinations in the air-headed babes'
minds--giant vaginas wafting through the trees, snaky
penises floating in the sky and dicks blossoming out
of flowers. The happy hallucinations flip over into
a nightmare scene with blood spurting around a meat
locker. Stud boy Mr. Pete is treated to two of the
girls taking turns shoving their faces into his ass
while the third sucks up his surging gobs of goo.
