Winners
Exotic's
new online logo won a design award from logolounge.com.
Woohoo! As far as anyone can tell this is the
first time an adult magazine has won one of these
awards. Kudos to designer Tim Oakley.
Gorgeous
blonde Karina stole the show at last month's
Exotic Covergirl Contest at Stars. She
infiltrated the crowd in military fatigues, passing
out sparklers and little American flags, then
stripped down to a tiny sequined American flag
bikini. This eventually disappeared, too, revealing
cute little temporary tattoos of Afghanistan and
Iraq painted in red-white-and-blue. Kidding! About
the last part.
Losers
Well,
there's the Blazers.... And in less scandalous
news, those sweat shop salaried actors employed
in the 
adult
film industry have been taking an involuntary
vacation. Seems one Darren James contracted
HIV while shooting condomless porn in Brazil.
HELLO! Before his results were in he'd filmed
twelve scenes with twelve girls. Those twelve
girls fucked between nine and ninety men, women
and dogs a piece, so you can imagine the kafuffle
this is causing. At press time, one starlet, teenage
Canadian newbie Lara Roxx, had tested positive.
Hopefully everyone can relax a little and enjoy
their time off and return to the sets fit as fiddles
when filming resumes in mid-June.
Naked
News
For
five hot days in early May, Jody's is where the
action's at. Any stripper worth her salt will
be at one--or all--of Jody's World's Best contests.
On Monday, May 3rd, ladies will compete for the
World's Best Buns title. May 4th features World's
Best Breasts. Wednesday the 5th is World's Best
Double Trouble Team (yikes!) and on Thursday gals
compete on the pole. Finally, on May 7th, World's
Best Exotic Dancer will be chosen. Thousands in
cash prizes will be given away and competition
is expected to be fierce!
May's
still a bit chilly for sex on the beach in Coos
Bay, so head to Beaverton for the Big Bang's
Beach Party on May 8th.
Stars
Salem hosts a Poker and Smokers' Party
on May 13th. Lord knows who's getting poked and
what's getting smoked, but anyway you slice it
this is an idea whose time has come.
Back
from Iraq? The Pallas hosts an Armed Services
Appreciation Week May 26th - May 29th. Show
up in uniform for the best values in town. [Plus
strippers luuuv a (wo)man in a uniform.] Tattooed
folks get deals every Thursday. Call the club
to see if you get double deals for being tattooed
AND in the Armed Services.
Full
Tilt Riders presents Bikes and Babes Party
at Exotica, featuring free food, drink specials,
bikes on stage and prizes! Bike clubs, bike owners
and babes call 503-449-3808 for more info and
get ready to party on May 28th.
Speaking
of NAKED, world famous dominatrix and office goddess
Severina escorted a new human into the world this
month. Welcome, Torsten Gustav, to the
Exotic family! Those are some nice tits
you get to suck on!
Write
for Exotic 
Everyone
dreams of writing for Exotic, and we're
in the business of making dreams come true. Write
about a wacky night out in Pornland's fabulous
strip clubs and music bars and if we like it,
we'll print it! Be sure to include a naughty photo
and send it to viva@xmag.com or by mail to Exotic
Magazine attn:VIVA, 818 SW 3rd Ave., Suite 1324,
Portland, OR, 97204. Thank you to Diamond Tuck
and Private Mike for their stellar contribution
this month on page 65. And don't fret, Demi Mondaine
has not deserted you. She just got a month off
for good behavior.
Rock'n'Roll!
May
1 -- Ron Jeremy's Circus Sideshow @ Dante's
May
12 -- Hellside Stranglers, Coco Cobra &
the Killers @ Grand Central Bowling Alley
May
13 -- Peaches @ Roseland
May
21 -- Diamond Tuck & the Privates w/
Knight After Knight @ Slabtown
May
25 -- Rasputina @ Dante's
May
28 -- Hell's Belles @ Dante's
