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: April 2003:
What's Your Fucking Problem?
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I
love Tom Leykis (Hottalk 1080). He's all
about teaching boys to be men and not
putting up with bullshit in the goofy
game of gettin' some. Lots of folks think
he's a sexist, macho prig, but he is right
on the money most of the time when talking
about how to get around the dumb dating
dance and into the sweet and squeezy prize
b'twixt our witchy thighs. But he is guilty
of perpetuating a myth that rankles me
to the core: the myth that women don't
want to fuck as much as men, that we lure
men into monogamous relationships only
to dry up sexually and refuse their cockworthy
advances. It is utter crap.
I'm not talking about folks who have kids
and house payments, the woman packing
on fifty pounds, both of them working
constantly until they barely recognize
each other on the rare Sundays they get
five minutes to stare numbly over their
coffee cups at each other. I'm talking
from my own childless young-and-hot-bodied
life experience.
Those of you who know me know I worship
the cock. And when I say that I worship
the cock, I fucking mean it. And there
are a whole lot of us out there in the
world. I understand that the honeymoon
ends and all that, but for me, and others
of libidinous likeness to me, I'm the
one who stays horny while my men find
things in the garage, on television or
at work to consume their attentions. Most
of my male friends have admitted to me
that they lose interest in their women,
sometimes because they crave new territory.
I can totally dig that. Be a man, admit
it, and go get you some new pussy. To
be fair, not all men lose their perpetual
hard-ons for wives and girlfriends because
they want new pussy. The little boy who
clenches his hands in prayer to Santa
to please please pleaaaaase bring him
a horny girl won't be as excited to play
with her a year later as he is on Christmas
morning. Totally normal, I understand,
but why preach that the opposite is true?
Now, some women are guilty of programming
men to expect an expiration date on blowjobs
in the car and squeals of pleasure at
a hot load on our tits. Lots of girls
fake it, and shame on you if you do. But
every single relationship I've been in,
from 6 months to 6 years, I have been
told at one point or another that there
is something wrong with me. That I'm "weird".
"Why do you want to have sex so much ?"
"Why is it so important to you to have
it every day?" I've been accused of being
molested and not dealing with it, that
my desire to screw my brains out with
the man I'm monogamous with is a way of
reenacting the event in a safe environment.
Again, utter crap. Please guys, it isn't
like I jerk off until my clit tears open
or I need several partners or dildos every
blessed time. I just want some dick every
day. What's the big deal?
It's common knowledge that around twenty-five
or so, you boys cop a nut and it's snack
time, nap time. That's nature and I can't
blame you for that. But stop accusing
us of being messed up when we want to
fuck more than you. If it makes you feel
threatened or inadequate , get over it
and admit you can't keep up with the demand.
I can take that way better than hearing
a bunch of dorks whining on the radio
about how they want a hot, horny chick
and are stuck with a dry, bitchy one.
Fuck you. You can't handle one of us.
You might be able to fake it for a minute,
but in the longrun, you'll be pushing
her away because you're reaaaaally tired
and you just want to watch TV. Be a
I still love Tom Leykis. Though I've never
heard him admit to the existence of real
live hot horny females out-fucking their
partners, he admits that when he guffaws
about cold-cunted and manipulative women,
he's referring to about 60% of the female
population, not all of us. And he is certainly
not talking about me. xo--Demi
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