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Ashcroft Instigates
Operation Pipedreams Nationwide
Screw Operation
Iraqi Freedom, how about Operation Your Freedom to Patronize
Head
Shops?? If you've really been living under a rock, you
probably haven't heard that OPERATION PIPEDREAMS and the
upcoming OPERATION HEADHUNTER 2 has made it all but illegal
to own and operate a head shop. Overnight, thousands of
glassblowers and smoke shop retailers were out of work,
and Tommy Chong of  Cheech
and Chong was in jail. Apparently the Feds think we're
using glass pipes and water bongs to ingest illegal drugs
like MARIJUANA, and now you and your friendly neighborhood
smoke shop are Public
Enemy #1. Our favorite
and esteemed U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft
wins this month's the Dude You Are SO Fucked Award.
First he spends thousands of our tax dollars to cover
the bare-breasted statue of justice behind his news conference
podium, and now this. (hats off to J. Mack on this award
business).
Exotic
Wants You...
 HEY
LADIES! Exotic Magazine is preparing for the
best Boobjob Contest ever. Got a boobjob?
Demi Mondaine wants to know all about it. Do you have
breast implants? Do you love 'em? Hate em'? The greatest
thing ever or the biggest mistake you've ever made?
Demi's looking for ladies to share their stories,
before and after pictures and their experiences with
breast enlargement surgery. We will run selected photos
of breasts only and it's totally anonymous. We want
to know about the surgeons, the facility where the
surgery took place and the kind of procedure you had
done: (armpit, through the nipple etc.). Demi and
the Exotic staff will pick the best (and worst)
looking jobs... again, totally anonymous, no faces,
no real names.
Also, send
us photos of you and your pets. Everyone knows what
animal-lovers strippers and escorts are.... we'll
run the photo, your name and where you work. No need
to get all dolled up and pose... snapshots are super.
Tell us your pets' names, too.
SEND photos
to 818 SW 3rd Ave Ste. 1324, Portland, OR, 97204-2405.
EMAIL images or contact Demi at xmag@qwest.net.
Last month
Exotic inaugurated a new debaucherous monthly
extravaganza: to celebrate Bobby Baldwin's birthday,
we all slid into a phat red limo and toured a bunch
of Portland's finest flesh emporiums, looking for
the Top Ten Strippers Exotic Wants to
Fuck.
The night
was a huge success: Athena at Stars told
us she had a sexual dream about one of us, Severina
got her toes nibbled, Bobby got spanked at Sassy's
while Viva got her ass-kissed by a band boy and
the whole crew got onstage at Union Jack's.
We'll pile
into the limo again some time in April, checking
you out. Results are scheduled to run in next month's
Exotic, and will appear haphazardly after
that.
Gentlemen's
Club News
The Miss
Nude Oregon Finals will be held on Wednesday,
April 9th at the Dolphin II. Don't miss
this event, where the best of the best strut
their hot stuff for a $5000 booty. Tickets are
available in advance.
Bisexual
Britni will be the special guest at this
month's VIP Party at Stars Cabaret on
April 12th. The boys in the office describe
Britni as "naaaaasty!", which always makes for
a great show.
On April
19th, Stars plays host to oregonsex.com and
ACE's Strip Club Crawl. Log onto oregonsex.com
for more information.
J.
Mack's fabulous Girlz Night Out is
moving to the International Club at
San Rafael and MLK Boulevard on April 20th.
Exotic is co-hosting this event.
Boom Boom East opens this month at the
old Club Coco II building on the east end
of the Ross Island Bridge. Congratulations
to Brandon, one-half of the original Boom
Boom owners. on his first solo venture.
It
looks as if lower Powell/Foster is gonna
start heating up again with the opening
of Boom Boom East, the maturing of
Devils Point, the ongoing run of
Cocktails, the resurgence of Doc's
and let's never forget Tommy's...
The
Firehouse is hosting a $300 Dance Contest
Thursday, April 17th. If you've never been
to The Firehouse, it's just north of Salem
off I-5, only a 25 minute drive to see some
of the hottest dancers in the state. Well
worth the extra few minutes to get there.
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