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Issue #373 • Volume 32 • Number 09 March 2025
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SHAKESPEARE’S DISSES,
EXPLAINED
your masterclass in dissecting shakespearean insults
page 20 | by wombstretcha the magnificent
COMPLETELY
UNDERRATED FOOD
exploring local food offerings often overlooked
page 34 | by hannah one cup
YOU WANT RENAISSANCE? PAY FOR IT!
genius and artistic ability only go so far
page 36 | by blazer sparrow
A BOUNCER'S CRASH COURSE IN PHILOSOPHY
spotlighting aristotle in volume three of this series
page 40 | by nate hazen
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