There
is definitely something wrong with me! Everyone knows
that all normal chicks my age are sperm-guzzling nymphomaniacs
with cock on the brain and jizz on their tits. Just
look at the videos and magazines! Normal gals do it
with everyone from the mailman to the school janitor
to the entire black
contingent of the football team. And when there're no
men around, they'll
even go down on each other! But I never get any of this
action.
Don't
think it doesn't bother me. Don't think I don't lie
awake at night, praying for Jesus to deliver me a fist
up my box! With my looks, I should have hairy knuckles
tickling my uterus every night. I should have sperm
on my face and a big black dick up my ass. I should
be banging my way across the USA. But it seems like
every time I get a hot offer, I screw everything up
and drop the ball...like one time, when I was a cigarette
girl at a hotel, and this one grizzled old porter had
the hots for me.
Every
time I walked through the hotel lobby in my little uniform,
he would pop wood and strike up a conversation with
me, his eyes darting down to my legs, his lips dripping
the drool of old-man lust. Finally one morning he worked
up the nerve to invite me over to his house. But this
was no ordinary invite! Instead of coming over for dinner
and drinks, he wanted me to show up in nothing but my
nylons and my highest heels and walk around his house
using this pair of old crutches he had! It seemed he
had a fetish for crippled girls, and he said he would
pay me $100 if I would hobble around for twenty minutes
and then let him cum on my legs. A tempting and lucrative
proposal...but for some stupid reason, I declined.
Then
there was this other guy who invited me over one night,
a regular guy that I had gone to lunch with and who
seemed like a class act. Imagine my surprise when he
answered the door wearing nothing but a leash attached
to his balls and asked me to lead him around the house!
I complied and gave him a couple of good yanks, but
no offer of $100 was made, so I grew tired and dropped
the leash. That's when he switched gears, begging me
to crap on his face! When I refused, he said he'd settle
for my pissing on him. When I still said no, he suggested
I just pee in a wine glass so that he could drink it
later! A tough offer to turn down...but foolishly, I
did.
Then
another night I was having a drink after work, and I
complimented this black man sitting next to me on his
beautiful Fat Albert jean jacket. As soon as the words
left my lips, four or five other well-dressed black
men appeared out of nowhere! They told me I was beautiful,
but then cut straight to the chase: Would I be interested
in working for them as a prostitute? The head pimp informed
me that together, we would make millions by going international--to
Afghanistan, for instance, where they pay up to $500
for sex with a white woman...and up to $1000 for anal!
It
was a tempting offer, to be sure...but again, I had
to decline. I knew I'd probably kick myself later for
missing out on all the action, but at the time it just
didn't seem exciting enough to be worth the time and
effort. And that is why I believe there must be something
wrong with me. Because any normal red-blooded American
hottie would have been all over those offers like they
were coated in cum! Sperm on my legs, crapping on some
guy's face, being rammed up the ass by Osama bin Laden...I
could have been the star of my own adult video! I could
have had it all. But I said no.
There
is definitely something wrong with me!