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100th Issue!
Welcome
to this monumental achievement in publishing history that we
call Exotic  Magazine's
100th Issue Spectacular. Notify fuckin' Pulitzer for this one.
Our staff has pushed themselves beyond their normal capacity
of tolerance for each other; we've been forced to take twice
as many tranquilizers and sedatives in order to bring you the
record-breaking 96 pages that you're all gonna be stickin' together
'til the turkey's come and gone. To celebrate this event in
a more three-dimensional approach, join us at George's Dancin'
Bare on Monday, November 19th for a very special night of Exotic's
greatest hits. Let's see, what do we have on the table this
month for our own Thanksgiving feast. As an appetizer, be sure
to check out The Girly Freak Show at Dante's on Friday, November
30th. Slymenstra Hymen of GWAR fame brings her freakish sideshow
back to town for another helping of decadence to stimulate and
disturb those parts of your mind that you're not supposed to
use. If any of you saw her last performance, you may have noticed
that she had to leave early in order to be rushed to the hospital
emergency room to remove a cricket that had lodged in her ear
and wiggled uncomfortably close to her brain. Now that, ladies
and gentlemen, is what we call
entertainment.
On a Serious Note
Exotic
wishes
a speedy recovery to Dani Rhae of the Backswing and Scarlett
Ribbons. Dani suffered a nearly fatal motorcycle accident
last month, and has been in and out of critical condition
throughout her rehabilitation. Many of you showed your support
by donating to her medical relief fund. The progress in her
recovery has been slow, yet showing improvement, but there
is still a long way to go. Continued donations are greatly
appreciated at any US Bank location to the Dani Rhae medical
fund.
Gentelmen's Club
News
All
our forefathers here in Pornland have gone to great
lengths to bring you this feast of flesh. Whether
you prefer white meat, dark meat, or you're a vegetarian,
bring a serious appetite along to take in November's
happenings.
Let's
start with the newest member of the strip club elite,
The Dolphin II,  where
Dean and his watery vixens are making waves on Beaverton
Hillsdale Highway. This spectacular new showclub offers
4 stages, 2 cages, fine dining, lottery, and of course,
some of Portland's most beautiful exotic entertainers
we all know the original Dolphin's known for. You
can find the Dolphin II transformation taking place
within the Marinara Ristorante and Club Axis in Beaverton.
Congratulations, Dean.
City
Limits Showgirls is keeping up the feature entertainment
with Playboy lingerie model and Easyrider covergirl,
Mallesia Renee, appearing November 14-17.
And
of course, Stars Cabaret three locations are
serving up style with a second helping all month long.
Throughout this month's issue, you'll find several
ads talkin' up all the Stars stellar entertainment
in November. Quick Erotic City condensed version
is as follows...adult film star and international
magazine model L.A. LaMann, Playboy Twins, and the
cookie in Hef's vanilla oreo, Sandy & Mandy Bentley,
Miss Nude Oregon 2000 and Gallery Girl-Next-Door Holly
Foxxx, Miss Hawaiian Tropic Oregon, Miss Exotic Oregon,
A Stars party bus bar-hop, free turkey dinner on Thanksgiving,
an Exotic cover girl contest and...and...Jesus
Christ, if that isn't enough? Well, actually... wait...there
is more, check out their ads for the details.
Jody's
Bar & Grill has two morsels for ya this
month to warm your bellies up. First we have Jody's
hottest waitresses and bar staff taking it all off
for ya on Nov. 21st, and then we have the inevitable
return of the Jody's Exotic Covergirl weekly
dance contest starting on the 15th. We're talking
about 10 weeks of $500 cash prizes and another cover
of Exotic magazine... this one the Valentine's
sweetheart issue for February 2001.
Cocktails
and Dreams is offering a unique approach to
discount table dances this month. Check out their
ass--I mean ad--No that's not it, check out the
asses in their ad and match 'em up with the
face, guess it right, and you got yourself a half-price
table dance, mister! Plus live music with Atom Sane
on the 3rd and the Gasoline Kings on Nov. 17th.
There's
an all-new hotspot in Salem, and it's appropriately
called The Firehouse. Grand opening to commence
on Friday, November 16th with an extra-special huge
party, followed on the 17th by a feature performance
by Amber Waves.
Lingerie
Shop News
The
Palace is swingin'...Travolta style with a big Disco Party
on November 30th. Get down on it and burn, baby, burn
with 2 girls for the price of 1 from 2pm-10pm.
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CALENDAR
OF EVENTS
SPECIAL
EVENTS
THE PORCELAIN TWINZ
PREMIERE "THE MASKED CHARADE" * Dante's * 10pm
ATOM SANE * Cocktails
& Dreams * 9pm (No Cover)
Sinferno Cabaret
w/Miss Lucy Fur * Dante's * 10pm
TWO-FER-TUESDAYS
* Club 205
MONTHLY DANCE CONTEST
* Sassy's * 10pm
TWO-FER-TUESDAYS
* Club 205
MILLER NIGHT * Cocktails
& Dreams
Sinferno Cabaret
w/DragonTribe * Dante's * 10pm
WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER
14 - 17
MALLESIA RENEE *
City Limits Showgirls
MENAGE A TROIS NITE
* Club 205
EXOTIC COVERGIRL
DANCE CONTEST ROUND 1 * Jody's Bar & Grill * 10pm
GRAND OPENING
PARTY * The Firehouse * Salem
AMBER WAVES * The
Firehouse * Salem * 3 shows
GASOLINE KINGS
* Cocktails & Dreams * 9pm (No Cover)
Sinferno Cabaret
w/Drumattica* Dante's * 10pm
TWO-FER-TUESDAYS
* Club 205
COVERGIRL DANCE
CONTEST * Club 205
THE WAITRESSES
TAKE IT OFF * Jody's Bar & Grill * 9pm-12midnite
STRIPTEASE KARAOKE
* The Grand Cafe (SE Grand & Belmont) * 8pm
Sinferno Cabaret
w/Gun Street Girls * Dante's * 10pm
EXOTIC COVERGIRL
DANCE CONTEST ROUND 2 * Jody's Bar & Grill * 10pm
Girly Freak Show
* Dante's * 10pm
2 GIRLS FOR
1 DISCO PARTY * The Palace * 2pm-10pm
WEEKLY
EVENTS
MONDAYS
The
Main Event * Buck Night
Karaoke
From Hell * Dante's
Monday
Night Football Specials * The Pallas Club
Prime
Rib & Prime Time Football * Stars Cabaret
$1.95
Football Food Specials * Club 205
TUESDAYS
Boyz
Nite Out * Soobies Bar & Grill
WEDNESDAYS
Sassy's
* Widmer Wednesdays
THURSDAYS
Double
Trouble * The Pallas Club
Sassy's
* Deschutes Thirsty Thursdays
Karaoke
From Hell *The Woodshed
Xotica-Go-Go
* Cobalt Lounge * 10pm-Close
Boyz
Nite Out * Soobies Bar & Grill
SUNDAYS
$1.95
Football Food Specials * Club 205
Sinferno
Cabaret * Dante's (SW 3rd & Burnside) * 10pm
Sunday
Night Free Buffet * The Dolphin
Free
Pool * Sassy's
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