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The Exotic Month
in Review
I'd like to christen August's Exotic
the Falling Star issue, in homage to the annual Perseid
meteor shower and the celebrities, big and small, cascading
through these pages this month. How about Dennis fucking
Miller, who carves up Clayburgh (Jill), Carville (James)
and Clinton (Bill), in that order, as interviewed by our
very own mysterious DJ Anon. Blink 182's drummer, Travis
Barker, talks about how his mom always wanted him to be
a rock star and King Crimson's Pat Mastelotto (formerly
of Mr. Mister, how obscure can you get) yaks
about "Larks Tongues In Aspic" and opening for Tool. Blink
182 hits the Coliseum on August 15th while Tool and King
Crimson (sold out within minutes) play the Schnitz August
8th. Miller already blew through town on the 23rd of last
month. How fucking topical can you get. Throw in some surging
electronic voyeur fiction from Rex Breathes, the continuing
Pimp Daddy saga of Zen's Dolls and a trip to the Moonlite
Bunnyranch, not to mention Goddess Severina's Catholic guilt
BDSM, and you've got more summer reading than you'll know
what to do with. Where else can you have this much fun for
free? Only from the mind of Exotic. I've been told
that a bizarre, exotic, non-profit show called Circus
Contraption will unfold their freakiness at Dante's
on August 18th for a mere eight bucks. The six-foot Amazonian
beetle, Giant Puppets, aerial artistry and loony characters
perform to the twisted tunes of a seven piece band--that
sounds like a cross between Tom Waits and Wings of Desire.
Whoa. I hope I'm there. And Kitty Diggins is offering "A
Frolic By The Sea Cabaret" at Dante's Sunday, August
11th starting at 10:30 PM. Featured performers are the "Kitten
of the Keys," Suzanne Ramsey, and the Cantankerous Lollies,
a troupe led by circus performer and contortionist, Harvest
King, getting lewd with hula hoops. Also on hand for this
night the stars are falling (see above astronomical reference)
are On the Edge Productions, who specialize in sword swallowing
and knife throwing (sounds like my neighbors), and the Kitty
herself doing a live mermaid show. Pirates and a bevy of
beauties will shake and shimmer to old songs of the sea.
All this salty fun for a mere eight bucks, or, a fin if
you wear an old fashioned love song, er, bathing suit. Wow.
Gentelmen's Club
News
So while the gang here at Exotic is
wrapping up another kick-ass issue, we're sitting around
talking about the maximum trajectory of ejaculation and
the most desirable targets your load can score. But instead
of totally engrossing myself in this conversation, I am
forced to communicate to you, our loyal readers, about
all the events taking place in our sinful little Rose
City.
Let's take it from the top with one of
the best tops in town--our very own covergirl, Asia, from
The Dolphin. It's been a little while since a Dolphin
girl has scored the cover, but let's just say, we were
waiting for the right one. And this gorgeous young lady
is definitely one you would NOT want to throw back. We
can only feel sorry for all of you sex-starved readers
out there since you are only able to view two images in
this month's issue. Maybe if you're lucky, we'll put a
photo gallery on-line for you at www.xmag.com,
so you can see all of the other hot and steamy images
erected from her photo shoot. You can also check her out
at www.portlandexoticdancers.com. But if you're
looking for a more three dimensional experience, we strongly
suggest you visit The Dolphin.
Congrats to the gang at Sassy's for
scoring the coveted title of "Best Place to Check Out
a Naked Woman," by Willamette Week. Aside from
checkin' out naked chicks, you can also enjoy the return
of Widmer Wednesdays and Deschutes Thirsty Thursdays.
And if that ain't enough for ya', get your lazy ass up
outta bed and score a table dance at Sassy's--only available
between 11 am and 7 pm.
Stars Cabaret is takin' a deep
breath from their big anniversary extravaganza
last month, but of course, they have another trick or
two up their sleeves for August. First off, they are
giving away another Harley Davidson 1200 Sportster,
and all you gotta' do is get your butt down there to
sign up. God forbid you might have to feast your eyes
on one of their gorgeous dancers, such as the lovely
Venus featured in this month's ad. Stars will be shipping
out some lucky pervs on their own Boobs and Booze cruise
as well, which you can read about in the internet news
section.
Jody's Bar & Grill is pumpin'
out more of the kind of entertainment this month that
you're all lookin' for. Let's start out with their monthly
dance contest. They put a new spin on things by judging
the contest winners by which dancer acquires the most
Mardi Gras beads (available for the low, low price of
one dollar each) by the end of the night. All you gotta'
do is buy yourself ten bucks, or so, worth of beads,
and sit back and wait to see how much attention you'll
get from the baker's-dozen of Jody's finest contenders.
Also, check out the Internet news section to tell you
all about Jody's Boobs and Booze Cruise hosted by Portland
Exotic Dancers.com.
Adult Store News
Cathie's truly
is your #1 Choice for Fantasy and Fun this month; and
if you're on a budget, they're a wet dream come true,
as they celebrate their totally fuckin' insane Anniversary
sale on August 17, 18 & 19. Check out their ad for
the specifics, but we're talkin' anywhere from 25% to
80% off their immense selection of all things sinful.
If you miss this sale, you just plain suck!
Paradise Video is trying to confuse
me this month as to where their news should be placed
in this silly little column. Gone are the days where your
sexual desires were limited to porn mags and videos; now
they're offering real live showgirls in the flesh for
you to take matters in hand.
Internet News
Portland Exotic Dancers.com
is keepin' your drive hard this month with new ways to keep
your mouse and keyboard sticky. First off, the return of
the Boobs and Booze Cruise, which, in case you've been off
in the Tundra, is a 35 ft. cabin cruiser, food, booze, and
a half-dozen, table-dancing exotic entertainers goin' wild
on the river. We have 2 cruises this month: the first will
be sponsored by Jody's, on Friday, August 10th, and the
second will belong to Stars, on Thursday, August 16th. Each
club will be giving away tix for their cruise along with
a bunch of promotional crap you can't live without. So,
get out there!
Lingerie
Shop News
The one and only Taylor, last November's
Exotic covergirl, is back in the driver's seat,
along with the other fabulous femme fatales you can
find only at Honeysuckles and Babydolls
Lingerie Modeling. Stop on by and see what you're
missing; rumor has it, there's sometimes a line at
the door waiting for that moment when Taylor can be
temporarily yours!
Make sure you check out the first
ever Lingerie Volleyball Tournament taking place on
Sunday, August 26th with the little sex kittens of
Private Pleasures, Secret Rendezvous and Aja's
lingerie modeling shops. Give 'em a call to find
out where it's all gonna' happen, 'cause you won't
wanna miss this opportunity
to see those girls smacking the balls around.
This could be your last chance to
spend an erotic session with another of Portland's
legendary lingerie models--the one and only Tori of
The Palace. This young lady's specialty is
all about wrestling. So if you're man enough to take
her to the mat, Tori is the girl for you.
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CALENDAR
OF EVENTS
SPECIAL
EVENTS
MONDAYS
The Main
Event * Buck Night
TUESDAYS
The Egyptian
Room * The Ladies Dance for the Ladies * 9pm
The Backswing
* Tightwad Tuesdays
Club
205 * Ladies' Night
WEDNESDAYS
Sassy's
* Widmer Wednesdays
Club
205 * Hooters Night City
Limits Showgirls * Wild Wednesdays
THURSDAYS
Sassy's
* Deschutes Thirsty Thursdays
Xotica-Go-Go
* Cobalt Lounge * 10pm-Close
SUNDAYS
Sinferno
Cabaret * Dante's (SW 3rd & Burnside) * 10pm
Sunday
Night Free Buffet * The Dolphin
Sunday Night
Dancer Decadence * Runners Lounge
Free
Pool * Sassy's * The Backswing * Roosters
WEEKLY
EVENTS
WEDNESDAY
AUGUST 1
MONTHLY DANCE
CONTEST * Sassy's * 10pm
THURSDAY
AUGUST 2
XOTICA-GO-GO
* Cobalt Lounge * 10pm
SUNDAY AUGUST
5
SINFERNO
CABARET * Dante's (SW 3rd & Burnside) * 10pm
THURSDAY
AUGUST 9
XOTICA-GO-GO
* Cobalt Lounge * 10pm
FRIDAY AUGUST
10
STEVE DIET
GOEDDE PIN-UP BOOK SIGNING * CounterMedia
P.E.D.
BOOBS & BOOZE CRUISE PRE-PARTY * Jody's Bar & Grill
* 10pm SATURDAY AUGUST 11
FROLIC BY THE
SEA CABARET * Dante's (SW 3rd & Burnside) * 10pm
SUNDAY AUGUST
12
SINFERNO
CABARET * Dante's (SW 3rd & Burnside) * 10pm
TUESDAY
AUGUST 14
2-FER-TUESDAY
* Club 205 WEDNESDAY AUGUST 15
COVERGIRL
DANCE CONTEST * Club 205 * 9pm - Midnight
THURSDAY
AUGUST 16
XOTICA-GO-GO
* Cobalt Lounge * 10pm
JODY'S
MARDI GRAS DANCE CONTEST * Jody's Bar & Grill
P.E.D.
BOOBS & BOOZE CRUISE PRE-PARTY * Stars Cabaret * 10pm
FRIDAY AUGUST
17-19
CATHIE'S
ANNIVERSARY CLEARANCE SALE * Cathie's SATURDAY
AUGUST 18
CHARITY
BIKINI BIKE WASH * Stars Cabaret on the River
CIRCUS CONTRAPTION
* Dante's (SW 3rd & Burnside) * 10pm
SUNDAY AUGUST
19
SINFERNO CABARET
* Dante's (SW 3rd & Burnside) * 10pm BIKINI
CAR WASH * Secret Rendezvous * 1pm-5pm
WEDNESDAY
AUGUST 22
WILD
WEDNESDAYS * City Limits Showgirls
THURSDAY
AUGUST 23
XOTICA-GO-GO
* Cobalt Lounge * 10pm
FRIDAY AUGUST
24
SEX ROCK CIRCUS
* Dante's (SW 3rd & Burnside) * 10pm
SATURDAY
AUGUST 25
FETISH
NIGHT * The Main Event, Salem
SUNDAY AUGUST
26
SINFERNO CABARET
* Dante's * 10pm
LINGERIE
VOLLEYBALL TOURNAMENT * Aja's, Private Pleasures &
Secret Rendezvous (call for location) * 2pm-5pm
TUESDAY
AUGUST 28
2-FER-TUESDAY
* Club 205 THURSDAY AUGUST 30
XOTICA-GO-GO
* Cobalt Lounge * 10pm
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