We start the month off with the Rose Festival celebration tearing through downtown as ships full of horny seamen make their way onto Pornland's streets in search of sex; they couldn't have come to a better place. Welcome ashore sailor! We hope our mag makes your adventures more resplendent. The following treatise may assist you in your quest for libertine satisfaction.

Having been gone for awhile, you might notice that the magazine you're now holding is a little heavier. That's the eight glorious full-color pages we've added to meet increasing demand from our customers. As you flip through these pages, you'll notice several new additions to the Exotic family, such as Cocktails and Dreams. This is definitely a club you need to check out. Step through their doors and you'll be whisked away to a decadent paradise complete with palm trees, the Dream Fountain Stage, the gazebo swing stage, and more. They even have live music on the bill this month, thanks to their new manager, Andre (formerly of Doc's). Stop by and check this place out on Thursdays where you'll find Exotic covergirls Jeni (Miss Exotica Northwest), and Holly (Miss Nude Oregon 2000) gracing their stages.

Webb's Pub is another of our long lost friends who have found their way back home. And, just in time to tell you that the outdoor beer garden is back in action. The heat is also on at Webb's this summer with the return of their Saturday night dance contests.

And the Pop A Top is also back in the saddle again, riding high to let you know they'll soon be offering a full bar and sizzling menu to go with their tasty dancers.

The Egyptian Club on Division is hosting a special Tuesday feature all month long where the ladies dance for the ladies. Sorry guys, if you want to get in on this, you'll have to be accompanied by a woman. No gawkers allowed. The Dolphin is holding a bikini carwash every Friday this summer (weather permitting). The Dolphin dancers should take to this event like a fish to water. Or is that fish a mammal?

Bad Attitude Boutique has been open for almost a month now, so why in the hell haven't you stopped by to pay them a visit. Is it because you were waiting for a sale or something? Well, that excuse ain't gonna fly this month, as Tushelle and Joffrey are putting everything on sale at 20% off. They've added some hot new lines to their already very cool inventory, including sexy leather fashions. So stop by and get yourself some much needed style and attitude.

We've got another new shop in our pages this month that goes by the name of WagZany. This strangely named store prides itself in providing ugly clothes for beautiful people, including designs by Peeler, Brownstar, Funky Town and more.

And thanks again to Butterfly's, who so ably assisted us with this month's covergirl photo shoot. When you're looking to create an image that (wet) dreams are made of, Butterfly's is the one to call. And she has a 1/3-off sale on selected shoe sizes and outfits this month. If you're looking for something that you haven't been able to find anywhere else, Butterfly's can custom make anything your little heart desires. Her shop is open Monday thru Friday, 10 to 6.

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