I forget which Robert Fripp album the quote appears
onLeague of Gentlemen maybebut one of
the Roche sisters says between songs Rock n
roll is about fucking. Sure, why not? From Britney
Spears all they way back to Bill Haley (the first
white man to discover rock n roll), the
bass kick and snare drum back beat has acted as a
powerful sex magnet on the pelvises of young America.
Its exactly what straight-laced school board
members of the 1950s most deeply fearedfast
cars, cheap liquor and balling in the streets, which
in turn gave way to fast drugs, cheap cars and balling
wherever. Its all about the fire down below,
the itch you cant scratch and reaching out from
the darkness for some rock action.
So how does the home team measure up? Are we producing
suitably sexy music right here in Portland? Lets
just take a little look see
Dizzy Elmer
This Bad Dog
www.dizzyelmer.com
Rockabilly is very sexy music. Its stripped-down
and unpretentious with an insistent, thrusting beat
on every song. Portlands Dizzy Elmer does it
up right with 14 songs about livin, lovin
and hittin the road. In addition to their sure-fire
original compositions (Big Legged Woman
is particularly snazzy), Dizzy Elmer fire up some
bad-ass covers by Hank Williams, Buddy Holly and Carl
Perkins that ought to throw your red wine party into
gear.
Bonus: The surly bass player gal is a righteous hottie!
Will This Record Help You Get Him/Her into the Sack?:
Yes, especially the slow dance groper
To Be With You.
Mad Hattie
Soul Fishin
www.madhattie.net
Though its less up-front in the beat department,
Mad Hattie has a simmering sensuality heightened by
the sweet interplay of the string instrumentsacoustic
guitar, fiddle, banjo and mandolin all locked together
in a vigorous blend, topped off by Dee Settlemiers
husky vocals. The ensemble musicianship is remarkable,
yet its Settlemier who keeps everything spicy
with her weary been-there-done-that voice.
Freeway Lady and the title track are standouts
on an album full of bluegrass/southern rock collisions,
like Delaney & Bonnie meeting The Band unplugged.
Will This Record Help You Get Him/Her into the Sack?:
Most likely. It has a daring, free-wheeling quality
that should inspire risk-taking.
The Places
The Autopilot Knows You Best
www.absolutelykosher.com
Led by torchy singer/guitarist Amy Annelle, the Places
deliver a superb mixed bag of tweaked folk tunes,
intimate sketches and inspired languor. Annelles
voice has a yawn-y (not Yanni!), 3am, bedhead quality
to it that spreads nicely across her bands spare
but nimble arrangements. Not exactly drop and party
music, but if youre going one-on-one,
The Places are ruggedly soulful and sonically pleasing.
Standout cuts: Lazy Days & Castaways,
Mouth to Mouth and Ode to the Exhausted.
Will This Record Help You Get Him/Her into the Sack?:
As long as your object of desire is somewhat spiritually/artistically
evolved. Otherwise, stick to Styx.
High Violets
Dream Away
thehighviolets@yahoo.com
Oh yes! Luscious dream-core, space-pop with endless
soothing washes of wah-wah, fuzz and delay. Whispered
voices like a powerful flashback tapping you on the
shoulder with gushing melodies like Brit-Pop circa
1991 (Ride, Stone Roses, My Bloody Valentine). Invigorating
psychedelia that will paint a huge smiley face on
your sorrowful heart. Every thumb I have is up. High
Violets are one of Portlands best kept secrets.
Bonus: The guitar player gal is a righteous hottie!
Will This Record Help You Get Him/Her into the Sack?:
One High Violets band member confessed to having sex
to this album already, so I guess the answer is an
emphatic yes.
Amoree Lovell
The Burning Bush
theprids@earthlink.net
Strange, darkly-tinged piano playin lady recently
relocated to Portland from Cornhusker country. Odd
jazz combo tunes with Lovells vocals snarling
and cooing alongside. Its certainly not your
average cup of rock sludgethe songs are supple
and uncommonly graceful and yet Lovell seems always
on the edge of some kind of hysterical episode. I
hope he has a heart attack and dies, she bellows
during Katherine. This woman is best not
crossed.
Will This Record Help You Get Him/Her into the Sack?:
Nope. Its too fraught with tensiontheres
no relaxing in sight. Good post break-up album, though.
Starter Kit
Self-Titled
www.starterkit.com
Slightly melancholy indie-pop with bright melodies
and jarring tumbles of guitar, Starter Kit supply
an appealing soundtrack to young slackers hopping
in and out of love. For a debut album the songwriting
is surprisingly deft and assured. Well-balanced between
optimism and regret. Opening track The Glory
Hole and Call Waiting are especially
winning.
Will This Record Help Get Him/Her Into The Sack? Possibly
too frisky for serious seduction, but fine for some
giddy foreplay.
Rick Bain & the Genius Position
Crooked Autumn Sun
www.RickBain.com
Well yes, these wide-eyed Portland pop-tarts DO sound
remarkably like the Dandy Warhols (they toured together
recently), though with more emphasis on the keyboard
action. Its pretty and tuneful and chipper as
all get out. I had a dream the other night/Everything
was outa sight, pretty much sums up the lyrical
insight department. I must admit Bain and his Genius
crew are mighty adept at raining down the shiny delights.
Will This Record Help You Get Him/Her into the Sack?:
Yes. I recommend the third cut, Orlando.
Its a gorgeous slow builder.
Brand New World
Self-Titled
www.jesuspresley.com
Nothing subtle going on here. Billed as porn
groove from the Rev. Tony Hughesthe main
man behind both Jesus Presley and B.N.W.this
disc is crammed with more groans, moans and screaming
orgasms than a long weekend at a slutty sorority.
Lurking below the jungle noises is a fairly solid
bedrock of thumpin beats and salacious keyboard
grooves. According to Hughes, some of the vocals were
sampled from porno films and some were live.
Lucky devil.
Will This Record Help You Get Him/Her into the Sack?:
Not quite as obvious as hitting your intended with
a mallet, this seems like a sign that even Helen Keller
would have a tough time ignoring.
UHF
Lottery
www.uhfweb.com
I heard from one of my sources that this is currently
the best selling local band CD in Portland. If this
is true, then I consider it a very good thing. UHF
are clearly indebted to the Who (circa The Who Sell
Out) and the Pretty Things (S.F. Sorrow) and they
do a neat job of chopping up and restyling something
Mod into something Modern. I dont mind stealing
as long as its from premium sources. UHF is
clearly reaching well over its head and they dont
always hit what theyre aiming at, but I admire
this kind of ambition. We need more brave bands willing
to forsake the strictures of popular music
and shoot for something bolder and better.
Will This Record Help You Get Him/Her into the Sack?:
Doesnt really work as background
tuneage. It would probably compel both parties into
active listening.