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Darian appearing at Stars, July 1922 |
"Not
Even Ashamed" Benefit/Screening
It's
a benefit; it's a happening. It's a chance to rub shoulders with
Portland's finest adult entertainment ladies all coming out for
a cause. On Thursday, July 6th, you won't want to miss the benefit
screening of Queen Ruth E's docu/shock you/mentary about exotic
dancing, "Not Even Ashamed," at Berbati's Pan. Ruth E's camera
will be rolling, gathering the final snippets from this Par-tay
to fold into her film's final edit. Wow! Queen Ruth E is a former
Junior Rose Festival Queen turned stripper, rock bassist and filmmaker.
Talk about a resume. "Not Even Ashamed" uses no actors and no
scripts as it explores the reality behind the veil of strippers
getting naked for cash in Portland. Says Ruth E: "If you want
a lot of gratuitous nudity and hardcore sex, don't come." Her
film's not about that, boys. But if you want to open up your mind
and see what's behind the stripper scene, then get there early.
Screening starts at 8:00 P.M., with bands from the film's soundtrack--Betty
Already, Diegrinder and Headscope--slated to play after the screening.
Plus very special "Canadian" performances by Teresa Dulce and
Queen Ruth E. And all this for only seven bucks--or, a five with
a can of food. Proceeds will benefit Danzine, the most
rockin' magazine and resource for sex workers by sex workers that
ever lived!
Ron
Jeremy's S&M SIDESHOW Coming To Portland
Lately,
the "Ron Jeremy Alert" on my VCR has been acting up, even though
there hasn't been any Ron Jeremy within a mile of the pornos I've
been watching. Then I found out why. OH MY GOD! The Hedgehog himself,
the World's Most Famous, most filmed dick of all time, Ron Jeremy,
is bringing his S&M Sideshow to Portland, Saturday, July 29th
at the Cobalt Venue. Tix are way cheap, like, only 12 bucks, for
this over-the-line gross-out fest of pie-eating contests and hookers
fresh from the Cherry Patch Ranch outside of Vegas. Plus, nude
oil wrestling, stand-up comedy (just seeing Jeremy is a laugh
a minute to me), and dancers and girls and more girls than you
can shake the World's Most Famous Dick at! This is a no-brainer,
and a no-brainer event. It's the perfect antidote for the artsy-fartsy
blues of strippers are really artists who need lots of cash, too.
I can't think of any reason not to go, except you're too stupid
to realize what a blow-out, blow-up doll orgy of tasteless, unredeemable,
party pig excess this is gonna be. I mean, they're gonna have
hookers there from the Ranch, for Chris'sakes. Are you kidding
me? Doors open at 9:00, and show starts at 10:00 P.M. Just go,
you idiot fuck.
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GENTLEMENS
CLUB NEWS
Wildcats
is wilder and wetter this month than the rest. These bad ass
kitties will be taking over Rockfest this month on July, 15.
You can make these kitties wet from 11 am to 11 pm at the Wildcats
dunk tank--stocked with 10 of the hottest dancers you could
ever hope for. And yeah, Kitty, Miss Nude Gentlemens Club 2000
(Miss Nude Oregon 2000) and London, our very own Exotic
covergirl, will be takin' a dive or two, too. In addition, they'll
be offering free T-shirt giveaways, signed 8 x 10 photos and
more. Meanwhile, back at the Wildcat's ranch, the Popsicle Suckoff
will return on July 22nd at 10 pm. By now, you should know the
deep throat slurping routine on this one; don't miss it!
We
welcome the Wild Orchid back into the land of libations.
Having defeated the Draconian OLCC, in a battle they didn't
deserve, the "good guys" have emerged victorious. So stop in
again for a cold one, kick back in the tropical rainforest-like
atmosphere and enjoy the indigenous species. Now that the taps
are flowing again, if you haven't been there yet, what are you
waiting for?
Could
it already be the four year anniversary of Stars Cabaret
in Beaverton? Yes. And, of course, they'll be celebrating this
month in typical Stars style and excess: two major feature entertainers,
free buffets, free vacation giveaways, bikini car washes, vendor
sponsored parties, a 4th of July picnic, and 2fer Tuesdays all
month long. Whew, Stars has so much going on this month, we
had to give them their own calendar in the center of the magazine
just so you could keep up.
Ever
wonder where to get one of the best pieces of meat in town?
Stop by and see the gang at Shagnasty's and they'll fill
you up. After sitting down for one too many cocktails on an
empty stomach, I ordered a T-bone and was absolutely blown away
by the result. No steak sauce necessary on this one. When you
come by to order one for yourself, you might want to check out
the first Shagnasty's dance contest on Thursday, July 13th.
This contest is open to all dancers and offers a cash prize
of over $200, plus a free photo shoot with an appearance in
Exotic Magazine. As an added bonus, you can now groove
to the shagadelic sounds of Portland's first ever topless Dj!
The
Backswing will begin offering a startling new innovation
this month. Every Sunday in July will be an open stage rental
to one and all. Whether you're a pro, amateur or just frisky
and curious, this will be your chance tohit
the stage and show your stuff. Or, if you have a lady at home
that you know has what it takes, but you just don't have the
time and energy to install the pole in the bedroom, just bring
her on down to the Backswing and let her show you what she can
do. Or, next time you're planning a special bachelor party and
have one certain lady in mind as your feature performer, here's
your chance to call the shots. Stage rentals are available at
a very reasonable hourly fee. Just stop by to see April for
more details.
Webb's
Pub is back in the fold this month after a short break.
They'll be hosting a series of dance contests starting this
month on Thursday and Saturday, at 8:00 P.M., with the finals
round coming next month to crown the grand champion. Sounds
like a great reason to stop by and bask in their open air
beer garden.
Exotica--International
Club for Men has gone through a few changes recently (and
contrary to circulating rumors, we still don't own it, nor
have we ever!). The gang here at Exotic would like
to welcome Rick (formerly of Stars, or was it the Viewpoint?)
as the new general manager (like you guys all care who's managing
the place). But take it from us, Rick's influence on the club
should definitely be an asset to their already outstanding
standard of excellence. See for yourself this month on the
30th, when Exotica will be pulling out all the stops on a
Sex Industry (S.I.N.) party. Complimentary prime rib dinner,
courtesy limousine shuttles and more. We'll see you there.
ADULT
STORE NEWS
Rumors,
on Milwaukie Ave., will be gearing up for the first ever "Exotic
Fashion Show" to be held at the Viewpoint this month on Thursday,
July 27th. There will be a stunning collection of models from
the finest clubs in Portland displaying the latest Rumors fashions
in 3 rounds of runway entertainment. The Viewpoint will be offering
a catered dinner buffet to accompany your chance to win the
clothes right off the model's backs. Advance tickets will be
available early this month at Rumors and The Viewpoint.
Hard
Times Adult Arcade on Broadway will be getting you harder
than ever this month, thanks to the addition of live showgirls.
Finally, downtown booth dancers. Put that in your pipe and smoke
it, Vera.
LINGERIE
SHOP NEWS
Don't
miss your chance to take advantage of the summer specials at Sugar
Daddy's. The hot and sultry Violet will be waiting for you
along with the nearly-six-feet of sensual beauty, Victoria. Take
a look at her ad this month and you'll see why Adam took a bite
out of that forbidden fruit.
Honeysuckles and Babydolls have major specials all
month long. Stop by and see...
The
Palace is featuring an absolute smorgasbord of domination
and discipline at the hands of the one and only Sin this month.
After shooting this month's ad in her dungeon, I felt fortunate
to escape. Sin is one amazing woman, 'nuff said. Stop by and experience
her for yourself, then head straight to confession and see if
there's still time to save your soul.
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