By Donna Goodenough
I love to tell the stories of my friend Dave,
who has enjoyed a diverse array of massage experiences all
over the world. He's been done by barely legal teens, witch
doctors, little men, big women and other individuals whose
sex was indeterminate. He's had Swedish, Shiatsu, Rolfing,
Therapeutic and Erotic massages. He's been massaged on slabs
of marble, on the beach, in bed, on floors, in a Turkish
bath, a Thai whorehouse and even in a barber's chair!
His favorite stories come from Asia where
fantastic hour-long kneads that end with an even more needed
fuck or a blowjob can be had for a measly $3. A friendly
rickshaw driver on the fringes of Bangkok delivered him
to one such experience. The Darling Massage Parlor offered
two pleasures for the price of one. Two petite girls led
him upstairs where one drew his bath and undressed him skillfully
as the other rubbed her breasts on him and fondled him to
a full erection. He relaxed in the tub with one while the
other poured scented oils into the water and began washing
and massaging him. After a very intense 'cleansing' of his
private parts, they all proceeded to the bed. "One
girl was definitely the aggressor," he remembers. She
pinned him on the bed and began kissing him in a most powerful
way while the other girl sucked his cock. He could tell
the one doing the sucking was obviously overcome with passion,
he recalls, because of the way she paused to change the
radio station in the middle of her fellatio. But her transgression
was soon forgotten; when she resumed her expert sucking
and eagerly swallowed every drop he gave her. What a bargain
they were!
Then there was the barber chair incident in
West Sumatra. What had originally started as an innocent
haircut ended with a surprise visit from the barber's beautiful
daughter, who offered Dave a massage. While the girl began
rubbing Dave's shoulders the barber excused himself and
the show began. She asked for 5000 Rupiah ($2.50) and expertly
relieved him of his pants while he remained seated. She
hiked up her dress, climbed onto the chair and straddled
him. She proceeded to bounce up and down on his stiff one
(in a most raucous way!) for what seemed like a delicious
eternity to Dave. "But I was afraid someone would walk
in on us! It was just an ordinary barber shop!" Then
the kinkiness of it all finally took its toll and Dave gave
the girl all he had. She seemed happy to get it.
But not all his memorable massages happened
in Asia. Near Antigua, Guatemala he visited a health spa
that touted their combination of therapeutic mud baths,
whirlpool, loofa cleansing ritual and massage as the ultimate.
His masseuse was a gorgeous young woman. Their only barrier
was language, but a helpful hand illustrated sign showed
that first you showered, then did the mud bath, the whirlpool,
the cleansing and finally, the massage. At the end there
was an illustration of a smiling, shining man with the caption
"Nuevo hombre" (new man). The cold shower, the
hot mud bath and the whirlpool were very pleasant for Dave.
But while he lay naked on the table, he feared the woman
was trying to separate him from his skin as she aggressively
abraded his flesh with the loofa. Then came the massage.
She began to rub his body with a marvelously fragrant ointment
that quickly penetrated his exfoliated skin and soon had
him tingling from head to toe. He said his skin never felt
more alive. After a while she began to rub his cock with
it.and then his balls. It gave him the wildest sensation
he's ever had! The woman proficiently gave him one hell
of a hand job, using the mysterious ointment for lubrication.
It took a full week for his dick to cool off. Not bad for
$6.00!
While visiting the Turkish town of Safranbulu,
Dave thought he might try his luck at a hammam (bath) but
remembered an unpleasant experience he'd had months earlier
in a Moroccan hammam where a man had used what Dave described
as "a bazaar method of S&M to try and break every
bone in my body!" Such are the techniques of Rolfing
massages. Anyway, hammams are not for sex; at least not
if you're heterosexual. Dave was temporarily traveling with
a buddy and the two decided to get a massage. Dave would
go first while his friend watched.
The hammam was dank, unpleasantly odoriferous
and at least 110 degrees. Dave stretched out naked on the
table and the analogy to torture began. Intense grunts and
groans erupted frequently, which sent his buddy into fits
of hysterics. 'Molay' dug his strong fingers deep into Dave's
poor, puny, flabby body and particularly relished grabbing
handfuls of Dave's soft belly. For 45 minutes Molay attempted
to crush Dave's bones in a series of painful maneuvers.
Molay mounted the table, put his knee on Dave's
chest and proceeded to yank as hard as he could on Dave's
arms. Then, flipping him over Molay proceeded to bend Dave's
legs backwards at the hip joint as far as he could, causing
Dave to scream. By now, his buddy was rolling on the floor,
laughing. But the grand finale came when the man returned
Dave to a face up position and attempted to jerk him off.
They left the hammam immediately; his buddy was first to
run for the nearest exit. Dave hobbled along after him as
fast as he could!
Back to Dave's favorite stomping grounds;
Asia. One of Dave's most disappointing (and embarrassing)
sex massages happened in Viet Nam. He remembers being tired
that day and not particularly in the mood for sex. But,
as luck would have it, he was approached by an eager and
rather insistent 'professional' woman. Her price for a massage
and 'fuckie' was steep at about $10. The idea of a massage
interested him a lot more, just then, than the opportunity
for sex. He had been traveling for six months and he just
wanted to be pampered.
He
paid for her services up front and she took him to a room,
where rather unceremoniously she began tearing his clothes
off. His attempts to get the lady to slow down and be a
little more sensual were rebuffed like a bronco just let
out of the chute. She wouldn't cuddle with him, wouldn't
kiss him or let him kiss her and she was rough. He tolerated
this for quite some time before he succumbed with much embarrassment,
to the realization that he was still completely limp. She
attempted to give him a half-assed massage, which reminded
him a lot of the hammam fiasco. He simply wasn't enjoying
this experience so far and began to get irritable. In a
huff, she flopped over onto her back and spread her legs
wide open. "Fuckie! Fuckie!" she snapped.
After a bewildered and unenthusiastic explanation
that he needed a little penile stimulation first, "she
reached out and began pulling on my dick like she was trying
to start a lawnmower!" Angered beyond belief, he began
cussing her with the only Vietnamese word he could think
of at that moment. something equivalent to 'fish' I believe!
He called her a fish and demanded his money back! His stories
go on and on. He's now deeply enmeshed in planning another
trip and is quick to forget the bad moments. Who knows what
bizarre, wonderful or sensuous experiences await him as
he goes trotting off again in search of other global kneads.
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