April is
here and Spring has sprung a leak. Aside from starting off foolish
and ending with a rabbit-n-egg fetish, it's also that time of
the year when the tax man takes a bite out of your ass. But fear
not, the gang at the all-new Shagnasty's will hop onto
the scene just in time to chase the tax time blues away. NW Portland
will never be the same. Shagnasty's will feature a full bar, good
food, nasty dancers and a skylight lounge.
For some
time now we've been telling you about "The Great Popsicle Suck
Off" held monthly at Wildcats in Beaverton. After witnessing
last month's Suckfest, we're not only recommending you check it
out, we're demanding it! If you had to sum it up in one word,
it would have to a big, long, juicy word that's hard to fit your
mouth around. Last month's contest dethroned the reigning champ,
Houston, when the lovely Tia did things to a popsicle that most
of us only dream about. You'll get another chance this month on
April 15th for "The Great Tax Suck Off." And if watching beautiful
women deep throat frozen desserts doesn't do it for you, why not
check out Wildcats first "Naked Hula Hoop Contest" on Saturday
April 22nd.
For the
fair sex this month, Club 205 will be starting up ladies
night on Tuesdays all month long, with $1.50 specials we can't
mention. And be sure to catch their Covergirl Dance Contest on
Wednesday, April 19th.
The Wild
Orchid is continuing to blossom into a naked hot spot. Next
time you're cruising down Sandy, be sure to stop in and get whisked
away to a Tropical Rain Forest Rendezvous with the Orchid's lovely
ladies, including our Exotic Covergirl Shantel. And while you're
savoring a taste of paradise, be sure to check out their "wild"
steak specials and expanded menu.
Exotica
has embarked on their next phase of the Gentlemen's Club for the
future. Coming this summer, get ready for the Voodoo Lounge. This
V.I.P. section of the club will offer uppercrust atmosphere, couch
seating, and Portland's first Waterfall Stage.
Now might
be a good time to stop by and "see what's new at the View." the
Viewpoint Cabaret and Showclub just hosted their grand
reopening last month with one hell of an industry party. The Viewpoint's
latest transformation has been packing them in with their stunning
new lineup of gorgeous exotic dancers and weekly feature entertainment.
And finally,
get ready for Twisted Tuesdays at George's Dancin' Bare,
all month long in April. On the first and third Tuesday, the Bare's
finest will be getting wet just for you--wet t-shirts that is.
And on the second and final Tuesday, it's Two-Girl Table Dances
for the price of one--that's four tits for the price of two for
you math majors!
Dante's
Sunday night SINferno starts heating up even more this month with
burlesque acts and shows and special treatment for everyone in
the sex and service industries. Any dancers out there interested
in performing classy old-fashioned burlesque on Sundays on a beautiful
curtained stage, contact Sin-RG Productions at (503) 528-2627.
It's Video
Rental Madness all month long at Castle Superstores. They're
waving their $10.00 membership fee and offering 2 rentals for
the price of one. Stop by and check out their huge selection of
adult videos and tell 'em Exotic sent you!
Cathie's
is ready for Spring with new merchandise arriving all the time.
From exotic dance wear to naughty little toys, they have it all.
They're even taking 1/3 off all long dresses this month. No, scissors
aren't involved; that's 1/3 off the price.
Paradise
Video wants you to know they'll have live showgirls coming
very soon. You can also enjoy their wide selection of DVD's, smoking
accessories, $1.00 a day video rentals and more.
If the
tax man didn't beat you hard enough this year, stop by and experience
the ultimate domination of Sin--now appearing at The Palace
and Anastasia's. The models from these two establishments
were also the class act of the Miss Nude Oregon Pageant last month.
Private
Pleasures and Secret Rendezvous are proud of Rene,
who was chosen in the Playboy NW Stripsearch Video. She joined
all the other dancers at Stars Cabaret in Salem for the videotaping.
She's also up for a possible centerfold shoot this month. Private
Pleasures also proudly presents massages by Rajeen this month.
Welcome
to Exotic Entertainment. Portland's latest lingerie shop
opens this month in North Portland offering a fresh new lineup
of knockout models.
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