Free Speech/Education
http://www.qualia-net.com
Popular Culture/Art
Delores On Demand
http://www.deloresdarling.com/delores.htm
This site’s a pleasure. It’s got lots of weirdly interesting text, it’s created and maintained by a real, live human woman, there’s some nice PhotoShop work around the edges, and in addition to all this, the lovely Delores is apparently a `zine-creator-and-publisher – subscriptions are free, although back issues will cost you pennies on the dollar. Yes, many pictures of the delectable Delores are available for downloading and salivation. (She’s a quite beautiful raven-eyed-and-haired lady.) Dolores even provides an instruction manual for herself, her site, and her past in a subsegment on the page called `Virgin Territory’ – did you know she used to be a hooker? (“Cool!” from the peanut gallery.)Sensual ElectriX, Inc.
http://www.teleport.com/~electrix/indexp.htm
This is a on-line catalog of some of the weirdest sex toys I’ve ever seen. These thingies are specifically designed to enhance sexual pleasure through strategic use of low-grade electrical shocks. (No, I am not joking.) There is a serious flaw in this site, however – while pictures of this strange and mysterious equipment are well-presented, the accompanying text covers the base technical details of the unit in question but doesn’t answer more obvious questions, such as: “Doesn’t that hurt?” “Where does that attach?” or “Is this addictive in some weird way? Am I going to be found dead face-up in a cornfield in Oklahoma with a lightning rod attached to my seared penis?” These are the questions that taunt, linger, and leave a malodorous stain in one’s mind in the small hours of the night. However, there is a small, small footnote off in one corner: “Please e-mail if you would like more information on the female model in the kinky electric sex photos.” So I can get complete explanations for the software but not the hardware? Bogus.Too Cool
http://www.toocool.com/guest/enter.htm
This is no more and no less than a slick-looking, fast-loading horkin’ huge list of adult, music, travel, nudism, art, computer-toy, and eye-candy-based links, replete with relatively well-written and complete explanations. The list comes with a search engine, the capability to add fresh links (subject to Webmaster’s approval), or leave comments concerning links (subject to Webmaster’s approval). Included subjects are: “Donut Boy’s Shockwave Gaming Arcade,” “Drew’s Scripts-O-Rama” (he provides screenplays for TV), the home page for Lady Bee Records (home of `The Cell Mates,’ a nationally touring R&B group from Memphis), jazz CD catalogs with special-ordering and purchasing capabilities, “The North American Hunting Club,” and in a not unrelated entry, “Woofie Bones’ Wonderful World of Children.”April 1996 Internet Graffiti
http://www.alan.com/april96graffiti.html
This is exactly what it sounds like. On this site you can submit and read other people’s verbal flotsam and jetsam. You’re allowed one line, and one line only, to make your immortal statement to the world. And how do we, denizens of this dirtball Earth, take advantage of this vast power? “Feel the love.” “I don’t see why an ordinary citizen needs an assault weapon and that includes Senator Rockefeller!” “Is there at least a consensus that if you don’t believe in Heaven, you’ll never get there?” “Harvey The Wonder Hamster disputes it, but I have been here longer than him!” Say...no...MORE!Persian Kitty’s Adult Links
http://www.persiankitty.com
THE biggest adult web site in the known universe. Largely a massive hyperlist to real smut. Updated regularly. Contains the following subsections: free sites with images (270 links), free sites with amateur pix (89 links), XXX pix, other sites by category (470 links), pix of men, gay/les/bi, erotic stories, interesting sites, CD-ROM/video companies/offers, toys/clothing, (other products), adult BBS advertisements, personals/dating services, phone/video sex, chat rooms, pay sites, age verification systems, and “The Purrfect Pose of the Week” – just to start with.STROBE: Stupid Net Tricks
http://www.iuma.com/strobe/issues/10/html/SNT1.html
see also
http://www.iuma.com/strobe/14/SNT-SPIN.html
This spot’s interesting for two reasons. First, the address given here slings you to a remote subsection of what looks like a pretty cool online `zine called STROBE that has some clever writing and Okay artwork. The second interesting bit is a weird subsection called Stupid Net Tricks. This section is stupid (a) because there is only one trick, and (b) the trick involved (moving an image of a chihuahua’s head through an ASCII `hoop’) is indeed incredibly stupid. So stupid that I’m impressed that anyone would take the time to create such an utterly pointless piece of code. Once you’ve exhausted the possibilities of the dog, move on to read STROBE – you’ll enjoy yourself with its MAD-magazine-esque feel.Legends of the Fall
http://www.zennet.com/pub/misc/movies/reviews/1995/l/legends_of_the_fall.html
This isn’t a site that’s really worth surfing to – merely a funny sound bite. I included this reference so that you can see that I'm not making it up. This page is reproduced in its entirety for your enjoyment: “Completely over-wrought, bad, thin, and worthless. Brad Pitt’s greatest achievement in this movie is his long hair and rolling his eyes into the back of his head while groaning, `aaaaaaaaaaaggggghhhhhh.’ Julie Ormond is a Jezebel whore-adulterer who deserves to die. This movie should have been titled Legends of the Big Cheese Mountains and Hair While Groaning `Aaaaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhhh’. Recommendation: Don’t see it. It’s not worth sitting that long in one place. – T. Pascal, King of Pascal. (t_pascal@oxy.edu)”XXXenophile Card List
http://www.xxxenophile.com/cardlist.html
There’s not much to this site; it just made me chuckle. One sentence says it all: pornographic trading cards. Remember gum & Joe DiMaggio?The Alien Jigsaw
http://www.alienjigsaw.com
These guys are screaming fruitcakes from hell. Not only is it the “only true story” (it says so right on the box!), it’s got the endorsement of Budd “I couldn’t buy respect if I was Bill Gates” Hopkins, who writes page after page of glowing prose describing the incandescent beauty and fragility of the author of the book and her story – failing conspicuously to mention that the book in question also happens to mirror his own theories. Budd Hopkins’ own books on the subject are required humorous reading material for anyone interested in considering a skeptical viewpoint. The Alien Jigsaw’s got sex, missing time, neurological hypochondria, and poignant childhood memories, all positively bristling with big-eyed gray-skinned lil’ buggers with them huge alien rectal probes. Very millennial; very 1997. Give it a look.Naughtya’s Page
http://www.nudiebars.com
This page is done by and for exotic dancers in the Portland, Oregon area. Lots of links to local attractions; plus links to other dancers, dancer schedules, pages for local nudie bars, plus much information, and pix of Naughtya, your lovely Webmistress. A little graphically top-heavy. It will be great watching this site develop.PixOnline
http://www.webcom.com/pix
This site is largely an advertisement. The reason it’s included here is that it's really a pretty good advertisement – in fact, much WebSpam would be infinitely more palatable if more HTML authors would work this hard. This site advertises a series of porno movies with subject categories including Asians, athletes, autofellatio, beach scenes, hairy men, bisexuality, homosexuality, black men, blondes, CD-ROMs, college shots, cops & robbers, horse-hung men, Latinos, leathermen, magazines, military men, spankings, toys, all-girls, anal action, Europeans, facials, gangbangs, strap-on girls, and, they assure us confidently, “much, much more!” I believe them.Durtro’s Massage Parlor And Apocalyptic Mambo Studio
http://members.aol.com/durtro666/endtimes.htm
With a title like this, you’re destined for glory. Housed in delightfully seismic San Francisco, Durtro is interested in alternative therapy, HIV+ lifestyle, sex magick, body and brain modification/expansion, power exchanges, creating graphic images, and writing prose. He “also enjoys discussing the Global Conspiracies that certainly exist in order to exploit (?kill?) all of us, except the self-serving elite who still control the power structure and oppress the rest of us with their media of lies, as well as the Cumming Apocalypse." He goes on to point out that “The aliens are here, the antichrist walks the earth, the end of this age encroaches on us all.” `Nuff said.The Enema Searches
http://corona.unomaha.edu/~sjackson/search.html
The inexplicably named Enema Searches appeared when I tossed “CONSPIRACY + ENEMA” into AltaVista. The Enema Searches are inexplicable because this page, containing nothing more than a really catchy eyeball background and a form to submit queries to a few search engines, has absolutely nothing to do with enemas. Not only that, the page’s author refuses to explain the absence of enema-related material. In fact, every indication is given that the only reason these pages have the title they do is so that feebs like me will run across them while trying silly search engine experiments. The moral of the story is to always name your pages "NECROPHILIA GANG-BANG GRAPHIC NOVEL MAGICK BOOK OF CRYPTOGRAPHY ENEMA SEARCH CONSPIRACY MANUAL #12."SCAMIZDAT
http://gopher.well.com:70/1/Publications/online_zines/scam
This site, aside from being a major nexus in the battle for free speech on the Internet, is one of the biggest archives of everything in the Universe that the Church of $cientology doesn’t want you to know – internal church structure, mythology, policies for dealing with outsiders, programming techniques, L. Ron Hubbard’s lengthy list of internal contradictions, L. Ron Hubbard’s genuine life history, and most interestingly of all, a long long list of everyone that’s died, sued, committed suicide, gone insane, gone broke, or just gone after dealing with/in the Church of Scientology. This site has been attacked in many ways, legal and not, by the Co$, so see it (or copy it) now while it still exists!The Hideaway
http://www.tha.net/
This site maintains its existence by advertising phone sex (with ads aplenty...) There's a rather nice (and free!) collection of pictures available for download.Not as hardcore as I would like, but the CDA has scared a lot of those off the net... (I wish someone would teach him how to make a seamless background, though. The sharp lines in the background are distracting.)Movo Media inc.
http://www.movo.com/
Movo specializes in “Phone Dating Lines”. You can put up a personal ad for free via a number they provide and then people can pay to listen to your ad if they are looking for someone to get involved with. The web site is a city-by-city index of all their phone numbers (and they have a lot) and information on how to contact them. Since they specialize in voice mail, the web site is mostly a number directory. It does look like they are planning on expanding it beyond that, though. Much nicer design than the last dating service site I saw on the net.)X Publishing
http://www.xmag.com/
They claim to publish some magazines or something...Northwest Gentlemen’s Club Guide
http://www.nwgcg.com/
Looking for a place to go? The Northwest Gentlemen’s Club Guide has listings for most of the strip clubs in the Northwest. The listings are pretty small in most cases, there's enough information to find your way there. You'll find name, address, phone number, if they have a full bar (always important), and if they are full nude or just topless (even more important). There is also a large index of adult links. You have to have a browser that understands forms to be able to use the adult links section. If your browser has problems with that section, time to upgrade to something made in the last year or so.All You Can Eat
http://www.allyoucaneat.com/
A really nice web site. Clean, clear graphics on a black background. Not eye scorching or obnoxious. These people sell X-rated tapes. Lots of titles covering a lot of ground. They carry some older titles that may be hard to find elsewhere. (Classics of the porn industry like Curse of the Catwoman, Debbie Does Dallas and Caligula or just hardcore smut like gang bangs, anal orgies, and various other films to give a judge an erection.) They also carry CD-ROM's. It looks like they have weeded out the crummy stuff and just carry fairly good quality titles.Midnight Allusions
http://www.midnight-allusions.com/
Looking for a stocking stuffer or odd adult novelty for that special (or not-so-special) someone? This place carriers all sorts of odd items. From the tasteless to the humorous and back again. Something for almost anyone above the age of consent.Good Vibrations
http://www.goodvibes.com/
If you are looking for “Adult Marital Aids” (i.e. dildoes, vibrators, and the like), as well as books and tapes, this is one of the best places to go on the web. Good Vibrations has been in business for years. They sell only quality devices and have an outstanding reputation. (And their web site does not look like you are in the red light district either.) My highest recommendations!Tasty’s Erotic Gift Baskets
http://www.tastys.com/
This stop on our tour specializes in gift baskets of massage oil and couple-oriented items. A gift not only to give, but to share. The server this is on is a bit slow, but the wait is worth it if you're looking for such things...A Sinful Pleasure
http://www.barelake.com/
More toys and leather goods! A wide variety of things to choose from and an interesting site just to browse. (And they have a sense of humor. Check out the quotes throughout the site.)Cyberpussy
http://www.cyberpussy.com/
Looking for something wearable? Cyberpussy carries a full line of fetishwear and lingerie, as well as many items that can be worn in public. The backgrounds are bright pink, so wear sunglasses. If you like women in fetish gear, you will definitely want to browse the catalog.YOODOOVOODOO
http://www.mja.net/yoodoovoodoo/
Here is your on-line source for anatomically correct voodoo dolls! Yep, you can stick pins in the nether regions of those you hate via sympathetic magic. Comes in both male and female for equal opportunity long distance acupuncture.Cunnilingus
http://www.halcyon.com/elf/altsex/asfaq_cunni.html
Here is a blow-by-blow description of what it takes to perform oral sex correctly, from both sides. These are informative pieces from the prolific pen of Elf Sternburg, one of the frequent posters to alt.sex.bondage and other sex related newsgroups. Remember, it is better to give than to receive.The Masturbation Home Page
http://www.neosoft.com/~mick/auto.html
Where would the net be without one page on masturbation? This site covers stories from both men and women, as well as techniques and hints...in case you need a "helping hand," so to speak. Most of this is like one of those "letters" magazines, except that they have been written by real people and not some writing mill in the back room of a publishing house.Sexhound
http://www.sexhound.com/
Yet another group trying to be another Yahoo. This one has a nice set of links, but they need to work on their page design. They are putting a lot of work into it, so expect changes and upgrades in the next few months.The World Museum of Erotic Art
http://www.opkamer.nl/amea/
This is a site of erotic art throughout history. Some interesting stuff here. The commentary is in English, but the site is in the Netherlands. (So expect kind of slow going.) Make sure to check out their link to the ÒPorn PrayerÓ people.The Nude Anime Picture Gallery
http://www.armory.com/~ebradley/inet-irc/hotsex-pics.html
Like Japanese cartoons? This site has lots of Japanese-style animated characters in various states of undress, as well as in various sexual positions. Not your average saturday morning fare...Indulgent Arts
http://www.indulgent.com/
At last! An adult on-line magazine with some class! This is worth checking out. It is absent of the annoying banner ads featured in so many web sites. Some interesting fiction and articles, as well as all sorts of products to buy.Crytoscopophilia
http://shoko.calarts.edu/~akira/spnk01.html
This is a pretty weird site. Lots of antique porn. (Most of it spanking and other fetishes.) Much of the site is not in English. I am not certain if there is a reason behind this or not. The graphics are impressive.Amateurs On-Line
http://www.amateurs.com/
I am not certain how many of the pictures are really of amateurs (probably not many), but they have a large collection. Memberships start at about $10 per month and that appears to include unlimited downloads. (Fill that new 3.1 gig drive in a hurry! An excuse to get an ISDN line!)Naughty News Bytes
http://www.naughty.com/Docs/News_Bytes/
If you enjoy News of the Weird and other reports of the strange and unusual, take a look at the weekly column on Naughty Linx. Some political commentary mixed with news you can’t use and plenty of fodder for forwarding to your friends via e-mail. (As if I would *ever* forward stuff via e-mail. ]:> )Pix Help
http://www.pixi.com/~keep/page10.html
Ever wonder how to get those smut pictures off of the binary groups? This is a page that describes the process in great detail. The software recommended is for PC users, but equivalents exist for the Mac and Unix. All in all, some good explanations as to how the pictures are encoded without too many techie buzzwords.Sandy On-Line
http://home.aol.com/SandyDns
Another exotic dancer on the net! Sandy has created an on-line web-zine for dancers. A number of photos uncovering dancers on the east coast.Adult Sex Site Awards
http://www.xpics.com/ass/ass.html
Another source for “best of” smut sites. Unfortunately, this place is top heavy on ads, but is useful for finding interesting and unknown places to visit before they are shut down by the forces of prudery.Yabadabado
http://jonathan.desire.net/yabadabado/yabadabado.html
This is a collection of amateur smut pics which claims to change daily. Has a large list of international links. You will find all sorts of interesting stuff. (Just be careful not to trip over all the ads.)Adult Site of the Day
http://www.aosotd.com/
Looking for something above the run of the mill? This place rates sites for your viewing pleasure. You will need Netscape 3.0 or Internet Exploder 3.0 as this site makes heavy use of frames.Persian Kitty’s Adult Links
http://www.persiankitty.com/
This is a very nice site. It’s design is clean and has nice art. Nowhere near as garish as many of the other sites in this column. A huge collection of links. You can spend days checking out all the links here!Elf Sternberg
http://www.halcyon.com/elf/
Elf is the keeper of the alt.sex FAQ, writer of porn, alt.sex.bondage regular, and well-known net personality. His site contains FAQs, links to other sites and a lot of erotic fiction. (Including porn based on the movie Aladdin.) Well worth while...Sex, the Internet, and Idiots
http://www.virtualschool.edu/mon/Outlaws/SexInternetAndIdiots.html
The smut on the net is getting a lot of bad press by clueless reporters trying to find yet another topic for the general public to be afraid of and legislators who want something to make laws about without having to deal with real problems. This is a great rant on the topic. Worthwhile reading...Build a Cryptobook
http://www.eskimo.com/~joelm/cryptbk.html
Looking for a way to store all that smut without worrying about busybodies snooping on your hard drive so they can throw you in jail? This site shows how to build a secure laptop that can be transported and still remain secure. Recommended for anyone who uses Windows and wants to keep their computers private. (I know this is not smut. Think of it as a form of protection from getting screwed...)Ars Erotica Magna
http://www.dd.chalmers.se/~niky/aem.html
I found this right after I sent out last month’s column. Dirty pictures through history! The moralists have tried to portray porn as something new in society. In actuality, it is something that has been with us since man learned to draw. (And figured that he could wank off to pictures of what he drew...) And you can always claim that it is an “educational site”...Brown Sugar Shack
http://www.siriusquest.com/hot.html
Does your taste in women run to the dark and exotic? This is a smut site that concentrates on erotica involving black women. It is a pay site, but it has a number of samples (uncensored!) available without membership. If you like your women the color of strong coffee, this is the site for you...Sexy Russian Lingerie
http://www.tigerbay.com/gum/
Looking for something from the former Soviet Union to spice up those romantic encounters? Check this place out. They have just the thing for those hot Moscow nights...Girls of the Internet
http://girls.com/
If centerfold style pictures are your thing, check out Girls of the Internet. I doubt if any of them could configure TCP/IP through an ethernet card on a Linux box, but who cares! More nude women to feast your eyes on.The Pin-up Page
http://www.flash.net/~mrmarco/
This site is difficult to connect to, but worth the effort. Here you will find lots of links covering the gamut of pinup styles. (Including Japanese fetish photography.)The Pinups!
http://quancon.com/~Nicklaus/pinup.html
A magazine devoted to cheesecake photos of the `50s, `60s and `70s. Lots of pictures here. Sure to dredge up some memories for those of us over 30.Bettie Page
http://ourworld.compuserve.com:80/homepages/Mc_Kiernan/bettie_p.htm
Bettie Page is the best known of the pin-up models. She has become a cult icon to many and has even been featured in an article in Exotic Magazine. This site is a list of all the Bettie Page sites on the net. Check em out. (One of my favorites is http://www.cris.com/~Mdnitoil/betty.htm for odd reasons...)Olivia
http://pinupmall.com/olivia/
Olivia is one of the finest artists of the “good girl” style of art. Her work is incredible. This link is an authorized dealer in her works with lots of pin-up art...and not just Olivia either.Olivia Lithos
http://www.teleport.com/~aafinart/aafinart/olivia.html
If you have the bucks to spend (or just want to browse) check this out. Lots of expensive erotic art to drool over.Hajime Sorayama
http://www.ppgonweb.com/imagenetion/htdocs/sora.htm
Hajime is another artist of the erotic. Sometimes tame, sometimes not, always worth checking out. One of my favorites.More Erotic Art Links
http://www.nightowl.net/~kfuchs/erotic.html
This is one of the more complete lists of pinup art on the net. There are others, but most can be reached from this site.Windows95.com
http://www.windows95.com/
This is the best site for software for Windows 95. It’s well maintained and has updates daily. If you use Windows 95, this site is a must-have in your bookmarks list. Not only does it cover the best and newest of Internet software, but it has all sorts of other programs and gadgets for Windows 95 (As well as NT, to some extent.).Cult of the Macintosh
http://cult-of-mac.utu.fi/
Cult of the Mac is the premier Mac site on the planet. Great design, both in page layout and in graphic design. This one has everything you would ever want for the Mac. Lots of information, software, and links to sites all over the globe. The site uses frames, so you will want Netscape 2.02 or 3.0.WWW.Shareware.Com
http://www.shareware.com/
The original index used to be known as the Shase Virtual Shareware Library. It was taken over by Cnet (which has a computer show on the Science Fiction Network) and given a facelift. It has indexes for software for Windows (3.1, 95, and NT), Mac, Unix, Amiga, Atari, OS/2, and more. They currently index over 100 FTP archives. One of the most useful sites on the net.The Ultimate Collection of Winsock Software
http://www.tucows.com/
Another Windows site. This one covers all varieties of Windows and concentrates on Internet software. It has mirror sites all over the world, so select one that has some speed. (It says to select one that is close. Try one with a time difference, where people are asleep. The Washington site is quite slow.)Stroud’s Consummate Winsock Apps List
http://www.cwsapps.com/
This is one of the older indexes of Internet software on the net. It has lots of mirror sites, but is Windows only. Worth a look once in a while.The Body Modification E-Zine
http://www.io.org/~bme/
Not porn per se, but some interesting pictures involving people with metal in private places. Remember: "Having a Prince Albert means never losing your car keys again." This site has one of the best page designs I have seen in a while.Calyxa's Piercing Page
http://www.best.com:80/~calyxa/bodyart/pierce/index.html
Here is another page of people with metal in their anatomy. This one a bit more explicit.The Complete Internet Sex Resource Guide
http://sleepingbeauty.com/world/netsex.html
This is the motherload of porn indexes! This site is undergoing revision, but it contains a HUGE list of sites. Check this one out!The Photo Exchange BBS
http://www.girliepix.com/photo_ex/pehome01.htm
This is a dial-up BBS with a home page. They have a fair number of photographs. Many nudes, many of dancers. No hard core stuff, but some nice pictures none-the-less.Ana Loria's Directory of Safe Sex Programs
http://www.safesex.org/
I don't know what to make of this one... It claims to pay men for "safe sex" (i.e. jerking off). I'm not certain if this is just a way to get more sperm donors or what. It doesn't really tell you what's going on. They have a directory of clinics you can go to and claim to have three locations in Portland, but it's going to cost you $14.95 to find out.The Up Close and Personal Ads
http://www.teleport.com/~ims/personals/
The author of this page wanted me to check it out and recommend it. Well...you know how they say that netsex won't make you go blind? This web page will. The opening page is a bright, painful pink. Some of the other pages are as loud, if not more so. The pages are a set of free personal ads built from a standard mailmerge guestbook script. Try it, you might just meet someone. (Just don't count on them having any color perception if you do...)Lick Sisters Page
http://www.adultweb.com/licksisters/
The Lick Sisters page has moved to a new site. It's slated to have new pictures, a member's section and lots of new stuff.Northwest Gentlemen's Club Guide
http://www.nwgcg.com/nwgcg01.htm
This is a free site with ton's of semi-hardcore pix's and a bunch of links to other adult related sites. The list of clubs seems to focused on oregon.Annie Sprinkle's Gates of Heck
http://www.infi.net/~heck/sprinkleshow.html
Annie Sprinkle is a former porn star who has gone into the New Age Priestess business. The site has lots of non-standard information about sexuality. Also check out the Gates of Heck exhibit page at http://www.infi.net/~heck/exhibmain.html.Naughty Lynx
http://naughty.com/
Naughty Lynx has moved! (Seems the university did not want to deal with the bandwidth the page was eating up...) Still a great page for smut seekers.Paranoia.com
http://www.paranoia.com/
Paranoia is an internet service provider which has a strict policy against censorship. They refuse to censor any non-commercial web page on their server. If you are looking for the strange and unusual, this is the place to go. The members of this service have some of the most interesting topics of any ISP (Internet Service Provider) I have seen yet.Brandy Alexandre
http://www.kamikaze.org/
Here is something unusual. A porn star's home page that is actually done by the star herself. Not any dirty pics, but there are some interesting comments about the film industry itself. (I suggest reading her FAQ, especially the part about why people should not buy loop tapes.)Mrs. Silk's Magazine for Crossdressers
http://www.gold.net/users/av73/
Do you want to wear women's clothing? Do you feel that you should wear frilly clothes while being dominated by a strong woman? Do you think that a drag strip should be built on the TV highway? If so, then this site is for you; it's a net magazine for crossdressers and those turned on by them.Steps in Overcoming Masturbation (AKA The Mormon Masturbation Guide)
http://www.teleport.com/~mklprc/Mormon_masturbation.html
Want to overcome those feelings of desire? Not getting enough guilt in your life? Want to prevent those stains from gumming up your keyboard? Check this out. A manual on how to prevent masturbation distributed by the Mormon church in the '70s. (And I can tell you from personal experience that it is not a hoax. It is the real thing.) Evil from beyond Kolob!Jennifer's Naked Man Page
http://www.rpi.edu/~cearlj/naked.html
And here is a page for Darklady and all the other women reading this... Not all the smut pages concentrate on women. Here's a lady who collects pages of naked men and posts them on her homepage!HotMagic Sex Pages
http://www.hotmagic.com
Another adult site with coooolll design. And this is one pay site, well worth the price.Web That Smut!
http://www.zdnet.com/~macuser/mu_0196/columns/ihnatko.html
Looking for a great party game that uses the Internet? "Web that Smut" is the game for you! Take non-smut sites and see how many links it takes to locate a porn site on the net. Challenge and amaze your friends with your ability to find sex on the net. (It is rumored that a certain group of U.S. Senators lost badly at this game and are now trying to ban it.)Sweden's Dreamsex Fantasyworld
http://www.dreamsex.com/
And folks say we have it good here.... If you like 'em Big, Blond, and Beautiful, check out this adult pay site.Knave Magazine On-line
http://gs.knave.co.uk/fiesta/knave/index.html
More British soft-core on the net. British sex mags have a certain charm. They do include a number of pictures on this site, which is why I am recommending it, but do not expect anything hard-core.Deja Vu - The Gentleman's Clubs
http://www.showgirl.com/
Deja Vu is a chain of dance clubs which has locations all over the country. None of them are in Oregon, however. The site contains pictures of dancers and the like. Nothing too explicit, but what do you expect for free. (You can pay for their VIP area and get more, if you are interested.)Ritual Magazine
http://www.ritualmag.co.uk/
For you fetish fiends out there, check out Ritual Magazine On-Line. The magazine covers the fetish scene, including photos of many of the clubs in the UK. For a first issue they have done a pretty nice job of web design. Make sure you use Netscape and/or Mosaic 2.0 and at least 65k colors for this one. ( I have been accused of having a latex fetish...and they are right!)Vixens Dreams
http://www.spiderkat.com/vixen/indexsc.shtml
If it has vixens, it has to be good.The Blowfish Company
http://www.blowfish.com/
The Blowfish Company is a mail order house based in the Bay Area that carries sex toys, books, safe sex products (such as dental dams), videos and the like. They have a sense of humor and carry some interesting and unusual products.Cyberspice
http://www.cyberspice.com/
This is an interesting place. It looks, feels and acts like a for-pay site, but I could not find any place that asked for money. The graphics are very nice, the sex seems to be softcore, but it is impressive enough to just go and look. They will be introducing more features, including video conferencing with nude models and other such stuff that I assume will require cash. (Or a good credit card.) They also have a sense of humor. (They will not ship to many states, including medievel Spain.) Worth taking a look just for the graphics, if nothing else...Adult Chocolates
http://www.eden.com/bin/shop/ ~plainwrp /choco2/ xmas.html7@key
Ever wondered where to get anatomically correct Easter chocolates? Well, this is the place! They have an anatomically correct character for any season. Just the thing to send to that rich aunt with the heart condition. (Unfortunately, they do not have a well hung Jesus on a crucifix. They have some limits of taste...)XXX.COM
http://www.xxx.com/
Interested in sexually oriented products on the net and have a credit card? This site delivers smut to most tastes, including bondage. They also have various products for sale. Their selection seems to be pretty extensive. Memberships are $9.50 (deducted from the first order). The membership seems to be a way to strain out the kiddies and gawkers.Right Track Video
http://www.teleport.com/~dvid1/
Looking for something a little more local? Right Track Video specializes in amateur videos of local ladies and couples. Yes, you can get videos which may or may not reveal your friends and neighbors in compromising positions! Videos run about $40 each and they have everything from the tame to the kinky. They are also one of the few sites that have actual hard core material on their web page! From what I have seen, it is very much worth checking out.Naughty-n-Nice Toy Store
http://www.nice-n-naughty.com/
This is a woman-owned toy store on the net. They carry sex toys for most interests including a complete line of S&M bondage equipment from Spartacus of Portland, Oregon. They have a fairly large selection of vibrators and other toys. Prices range from the inexpensive to the obscene. (They have a vibrator that runs $1,395 for the female version and $1,095 for the male version.) All in all, they have some items I had not seen elsewhere and the prices were not all that out of line.Modern Goddess Magazine
http://www.teleport.com/~jake1950/
Here is the full Modern Goddess Magazine site! I was very happy to see this. The pages are well done and do not contain distracting backgrounds. The site contains segments of articles, pictures and lots of other stuff for you female-worshipping fetishists out there (including links to order the new Modern Goddess video). The pages also have a sense of humor, so check it out!The Ultimate Strip Club List
http://www.paranoia.com/~express/ strip.html
This site is an index of over 1400 strips clubs throughout the US and is searchable by area. It is nowhere near complete, but it is the best I have seen out there. It lists only about 10 clubs in Portland, unfortunately.The Main Event Nightclub
http://www.teleport.com/~captron/
This is a strip club in Salem. If you are using Netscape you need to know that they use lots of background images that make their pages very hard to read. They have a number of worthwhile bits of information for those seeking links for or about dancers.Portland Leather Resources
http://agora.rdrop.com/~spyke/leather/ index.html
Looking for information about the local kink scene? This is a good place to start. It has a listing of meetings, places to shop and people involved in the scene in the Pacific Northwest. It has some good links to people and places in the fetish scene as well. Not much (if any) real smut, but lots of reference information and links.Purity Tests
http://www.bath.ac.uk/~ee3ken/purity.html
For those of you with a "kinkier than thou" attitude here is a way to prove it. A collection of all the world's purity tests. A purity test is a sometimes humorous test to quantify the level of debauchery to which you have sunk.Persian Kitty's Adult Links
http://nwlink.com/~persiank/pksites1.html
Here is another site listing free and other sites. This one tends to deal in more obscure links. May vanish overnight. Get it while it's hot!Yahoo list of Sex Oriented Businesses
http://www.yahoo.com/ Business_and_Economy/Companies/Sex/
Sex links tend to come and go pretty fast. This is an index of sex oriented businesses that may or may not still be around. Try them and see what you can find