As the days of summer pass into fall, the kids are heading back to school, vacation’s over, and the ever-present wetness that blankets this city will soon be approaching. But knowing most of you, that just means one thing—much, much more time for you to spend in the clubs. And of course, the fine purveyors of flesh right here in Erotic City will do their best to make sure your nights are full of naughtiness.

IN THE CLUBS
One of PDX’s newest hot spots, Aces High (located on the second level of Outlaws) will be serving up daily all-you-can-eat pizza specials and steak specials, plus the cheapest draught beer in town guaranteed! Stop on by for their V.I.P./Industry Party every Sunday w/free mechanical bull rides. Lush and Bliss proudly present “OASIS,” the ultimate end-of-summer party, on Saturday, September 23rd @ 9pm. This decadent blowout will include a swim-up bar, five V.I.P. cabanas, free porn courtesy of The Brookland Brothers, plus a chance to be a porn director for a day! It’s Back to School with Atlantis Showgirls. Just bring in their Exotic ad or college ID between 7pm and 9pm through September 15th and receive dinner on the house. Or try your luck in their free Texas Hold ’Em Tournaments every Tuesday, Thursday, and Sunday. The Stars family will be bringing top adult film star (and returning candidate for governor of California) Mary Carey. She’ll be taking a break from the campaign trail at Stars Bend on Wednesday, Sept. 20th, Stars Beaverton on Thursday, Sept. 21st, Stars Salem on Friday, Sept. 22nd, and the finale at Safari Showclub on Saturday, Sept. 23rd, which is also their Super Battle of the Bands and Babes featuring eleven Northwest bands, six chick fights, and huge winner-take-all cash prizes. Check out the all-new iCandy for their Moet Four-Star Champagne Party on Friday, September 8th, @ 11:30pm, when $teady Made Mu$ic Pre$ent$ “Rymin Wit Dymin$” each Saturday from September 16th through September 30th. Over at Club 720 (formerly the Viper Room), J.Mack, Exotic magazine, and 503girls.com present “Ladies Night Out” every Thursday with 2-for-1 specials. The Pallas will be teaching you how it’s done with their “Back to School Party” on Saturday, Sept. 16th, @ 9pm. They’ll feature specials all night long and a chance to win an Xbox. Also not to me missed is the 3rd Bi-Annual Disco Inferno Party on Saturday, September 23rd @ 9pm, with DJ Phreek spinning the disco hits. Dress the part for specials and free stuff all night long. Be sure to stop by Union Jacks this month and say hello to this month’s Exotic Cover Girl, Gia. You can catch her in action every Thursday, Friday, and Saturday from 9pm-close. And at Wildcats (home of the best tail in town), an all-new Texas Hold ’Em Tournament starts up Sunday, September 10th @ 7:30pm. The ’cats will also be offering Wednesday Amateur Nights, Thursday Pool Tournaments, and “Red Light Specials” every Friday and Saturday. The Boom Boom Room hosts “Amateur Night” on Thursday, September 28th, open to all ladies and featuring phat cash prizes for best amateur. Cabaret I and II raise the roof with a Labor Day Party that will last all weekend at both locations. DV8 will be celebrating Jager Brian’s birthday on Saturday, Sept. 9th @ 9pm, and how could you resist “Talk Like A Pirate Day” on Saturday, Sept. 19th, featuring 25% off menu items? Dream On Saloon is now featuring NFL Sunday Ticket, broadcasting all the hottest games every Sunday. But don’t forget to stop by for Monday Night Football for a free NFL Team Jacket Giveaway with an all-new, friendlier staff. If you have a fever for some flesh at sunrise, stop by Jody’s for beautiful ladies at 7am daily. They will also be featuring 90s and earlier music with Service Industry Night specials every Sunday, and don’t forget the cover girl contest coming in October—call Jarrod at (503) 415-1302. Soobie’s will be serving up a “Wet Thursdays—Wet T-shirt” contest weekly with cash prizes for the winners.

ELSEWHERE
Things got a little too hot at Passionate Dreams on 82nd Ave. That’s right; the location is temporarily closed due to fire. (Actually, now that I think about it, I’m pretty damn sure there is enough history in this town concerning adult-related businesses and fires to do a feature on this topic. Got a hankering to show us your journalistic skills? Shoot us an email and show us what you got.) Get online and check out BoyCrazee.com’s awesome promo codes buried within for dance/club wear you won’t find in Portland! The all-new video arcade is now open at Exotic Nights Books. Fantasy Video has opened yet another location to serve all your adult needs on 82nd in Clackamas. For you bargain shoppers, get yourself a 50% off coupon for Fascinations (Johnson Creek and NW locations). And celebrate the remodel and grand reopening of Taboo Video’s MLK location with giveaways and a newly enhanced arcade.