NOW HIRING!

Are you an overworked law school student looking to make some quick cash between cramming for exams? Are you a nursing mother who isn’t queasy about breast milk fetishes? Are you an amputee, in graduate school, or an eighteen-year-old horndog? Well have we got the job for you: Mr. Peeps is finally back in business! So if you’re in the mood to masturbate for moolah, you’re in luck.
Peep shows have been banned in Oregon for the past three years after an Oregon Court of Appeals ruling declared them illegal. But on September 29th, the Oregon Supreme Court reversed significant portions of the lower court’s ruling. By October 1st the booths at Mr. Peeps were all a-buzz with young ladies pleasuring themselves. You can be sure the customers who waited three long years to see them were pleased, too! Viva Pornland!

WAR! — THE PARTY

On Veteran’s Day (November 11th), Stars Cabaret declares WAR!, a military-themed party to support and honor our men and women who are serving overseas with special feature sets by 250 G.I. Janes and a mess hall buffet. Proceeds to benefit the American Legion of Beaverton. “Hostilities” begin @ 7pm at all Stars locations and the Safari Club.

On November 18th, the infamous ICE Party returns to Stars Beaverton. This year adult film star Mercedez will be hosting. Mercedez will also be performing two sets a night from November 15th-18th @ 10PM and 1AM.

SNOWBOARD SEASON STARTS...

& The Pallas is celebrating with a Mountain Snow Party on Saturday, November 19th. Stop by and try shots of your favorite beverage off blocks of ice! A raffle for free lift tickets kicks off at 9pm. Dress in your hottest snow gear for great deals!

THANKSGIVING

Whether you’re an orphan or just plain hungry for tits, ass or turkey, the Dolphin will satisfy you with a FREE turkey dinner from 6pm to 8pm on T-Day, November 24th. Wildcats is also goin’ All-American with a complete turkey dinner (including all the trimmings and PIE) for only $3.50 during their “Thanks to Our Customers Night” on Thursday, November 17th.

MISS NUDE OREGON

Miss Nude Oregon 2005 Athena will repeat her crown-winning performance on Thursday November 3rd @ 9pm at Dolphin I. Be sure to get there early so as not to miss on minute of her awesome show.

Back by popular demand! Dolphin 1’s super-hot Stripper Boxing returns on November 17th. Watch as Portland’s hottest girls fight for the right to party!

ANGEL’S CLOUD 9

Check out this hot new lingerie modeling shop featuring “Caucasian, Asian and ebony angels” located on SE Division just three blocks east of, you guessed it, 82nd!

ROCK

11/4 JELLO BIAFRA & THE MELVINS @ crystal ballroom
11/4 THE DECEMBRISTS @ roseland
11/5 NINA HAGEN @ dante’s
11/16 VICE PARTY @ doug fir featuring DIAMOND TUCK
11/25 MORRIS DAY & THE TIME @ crystal ballroom