Electrocute your cock,
Electrocute your cock,
Lookin’ for a handjob,
Stick it in a clock.

Lookin’ for a job,
Lookin’ for a job,
I’m so horny
I think I’d fuck a frog.

Cauterize your cunt,
Cauterize your cunt,
Every mutt in town
Loves a bleeding sump.

It’s 2 a.m.
And I’m dying to cop.
I hope that the fingers...
That the fingers on my meat don’t stop.

Lookin’ for a hole,
Lookin’ for a whole,
If I don’t get some soon
I’ll even fuck a bowl.

Circumcise your nose,
Circumcise your nose,
Every girl in town
Wants to fuck a garden hose.

All day long
I’ve looked for hands of love.
At this point, baby,
I’d settle for a baseball glove.

Lookin’ for some snatch,
Lookin’ for some snatch,
Syphilis is cool,
I’ll take a scabby thatch.

Poke your sister’s meat,
Poke your sister’s meat,
Poke your best friend’s wife,
Then do her for an eat.

Electrocute your pud,
Electrocute your pud,
Stick it in a socket
In the middle of a flood.

All night long
These bimbos tell me no.
Pretty soon, baby,
I’ll whack off in some
Ivory Snow.

Electrocute your cock,
Electrocute your cock,
Lookin’ for a handjob,
Stick it in a clock.

“Electrocute Your Cock”
as sung by VOM