"Can we, as a country, all
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Mr.
DeLillo,
I
read
your
column
every
month.
I
hate
it,
but
I
cannot
help
myself.
It
is
like
seeing
a
car
crash,
I
cannot
turn
away.
You
are
the
most
loathsome
and
vile
creature
who
has
ever
walked
the
earth.
It
is
repugnant
to
me
that
you
claimed
to
be
a
good
American.
In
my
opinion
you
should
be
thrown
in
jail,
but
in
the
words
of
our
great
leader
George
W.
Bush
during
his
second
inauguration:
“From
the
day
of
our
founding,
we
have
proclaimed
that
every
man
and
woman
on
this
earth
has
rights,
and
dignity,
and
matchless
value,
because
they
bear
the
image
of
the
Maker
of
Heaven
and
earth.”
So
I
guess
you
have
the
right
to
say
whatever
you
want.
Only
in
America.
If
it
were
up
to
me
you
and
all
your
kind
would
be
rounded
up
and
put
away
forever.
Very
Sincerely,
Spiritual
Choleric
Angry
Neo-Conservative
Dear
SCANC,
Although
it’s
not
up
to
you,
there
is
always
a
chance
I
will
be
put
away
forever.
My
uncle
Cesar
Senior
was.
He
feels
passionately
about
this
country
in
ways
that
you
can
only
imagine.
This
country
has
given
him
so
much.
It
has
given
relentlessly.
He
was
born
on
the
Trail
of
Tears
to
an
Indian
and
a
slave
in
1838.
He
was
emancipated
from
slavery
in
1865.
His
family
was
massacred
at
Wounded
Knee
in
1890.
He
lived
in
Hawaii
until
the
U.S.
invaded
in
1893.
He
adopted
his
sister’s
children
after
she
went
into
a
coma
after
she
was
hit
by
a
rock
while
demonstrating
for
the
right
to
vote
in
1920.
She
was
half-Japanese
and
came
out
of
the
coma
just
in
time
to
be
put
in
an
interment
camp
in
1942.
Cesar
worked
in
Hollywood
until
he
was
blacklisted
and
jailed
in
1950.
He
considered
himself
lucky
compared
to
his
best
friend
Julius
Rosenberg
who
was
executed
in
1953.
In
1966
his
nephew
was
lynched
for
illegally
marrying
outside
his
race.
In
1969
Cesar
Senior
was
arrested
for
patronizing
a
gay
bar.
In
1970
his
eighteen-year-old
nephew
was
jailed
for
draft
dodging.
Said
nephew
thought
himself
too
young
to
kill
because
the
government
thought
him
too
young
to
vote.
He
was
lucky.
His
twin
brother
was
killed
by
the
army
that
same
day
in
1970
at
Kent
State.
In
1988
Cesar
was
jailed
for
sending
money
to
a
sick
friend
in
Cuba.
In
jail
he
met
a
mentally
retarded
man
who
didn’t
know
what
year
it
was
or
how
many
nickels
were
in
a
dime.
The
Supreme
Court
upheld
the
retard’s
conviction
and
he
was
executed
in
1989.
Cesar
was
jailed
again
in
2002
after
the
police
entered
his
apartment
without
a
search
warrant
while
he
was
sodomizing
his
boyfriend.
His
dream
was
to
get
married,
but
in
2004
his
state
voted
to
ban
same-sex
marriage.
In
the
words
of
one
man
(married
and
divorced
six
times),
“marriage
is
a
sacred
union
in
the
eyes
of
the
Lord.”
Sex
was
his
third
strike.
Under
the
“three
strikes
you’re
out”
law
he
was
sentenced
to
life
in
prison
because
over
the
course
of
his
life
he
had
once
attended
a
communist
lecture,
once
helped
a
sick
friend,
and
had
sex
(probably
more
than
once).
With
its
prison
population
accounting
for
twenty-five
percent
of
the
world’s,
the
United
States
is
truly
great.
As
a
tiny
fraction
of
that
number
Cesar
Senior,
along
with
twelve
percent
of
all
black
men
between
the
ages
of
eighteen
and
thirty,
is
doing
his
part
to
make
the
U.S.
number
one.
It’s
no
wonder
the
U.S.
is
called
the
land
of
opportunity.
Cesar
Senior
has
had
opportunities
people
in
other
countries
can
only
marvel
at.
He
now
spends
his
days
getting
gang
raped
and
thanking
his
lucky
stars
that
he
is
a
citizen
of
the
U.S.A.
who
has
rights,
dignity,
and
matchless
value.
I
got
sidetracked.
Did
you
have
a
question?
Thanks
for
the
letter,
Cesar
Augustus
DeLillo
cadvice@mail.com
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