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xmag.com
: February 2005 : The J-Mack
Report
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Whatz
up everybody? I hope
all y'all had a Happy
New Year's and everything.
It's 2005, and best
believe that ya playa
partna got some hot
shiznillyollyitt for
Portland this year
baby!!! My new T.V.
show will air in March
and it will definitely
show the City of Roses
whatz really "Crackin!!!"
In this month's article,
I'll let you know
about a new spot to
kick it, and I'll
also let ya know how
the Scarface concert
was... Make sure that
you also check out
the Honey of the Month!!!
Ooooh Weee!!!
First
Up -- OXYGEN WEDNESDAYS
That's
right Oxygen!!! This
hot night goes down
at Baladna, a new
club right across
the street from PCC
Sylvania at 11830
SW Kerr Pkwy (503-246-8227).
It has a real cool
atmosphere and they
also play the cutz.
What else could you
expect with DJ O.G.
ONE workin' the turntables?
My debonair playa
partna "X" got it
crackin' every Wednesday
night. It's ladies'
night baby, and all
honeys get in free
before 11pm!!! Since
it is right across
from the college,
my man "X" is given
MADD love to all students
that are 21 and over.
They get in free before
11pm. Now that's love!!!
So if you not doing
jack shiznit on Wednesdays,
make sure to check
out Oxygen Wednesdays!!!
Tell 'em you heard
it from Whatz Crackin'
and get a free trip
to the dance floor....
I'm out!!!
Next
Up -- Whatz Crackin'
T.V.
Yeah
baby it's finally
about to be on!!!
I told my loyal readers
last year that I would
be droppin' a new
show for T.V., and
it's about to go down
real big!!! This show
is going to take you
into my world, and
show you the places
and the people that
I write about. We've
been filming footage
for a while now, and
it's about to be on
at the beginning of
March. Big ups to
all the places that
welcomed me and my
camera crew in. Club
H20, the Viper Room,
Alladat Clothing,
Club Exotica International,
and many other spots
around the town. Madd
love also goes out
to my show's co-producer
Mr. Gary Hassan!!!
Thanks for all the
hard work homie!!!
Make sure to check
your local listings
in March for Whatz
Crackin' T.V.!!!
You might just see
yourself.... I'll
holla!!!
This
cat is a real class
act!!! When I heard
that he was coming
to Portland, I knew
that I had to be there
at the Roseland Theater
to check him. The
place wasn't really
as packed as I thought
it would be, but Scarface
performed as if there
were 10,000 people
in front of him!!!
If you missed the
show,
you missed a real
treat. Big ups to
Cool Nutz for keepin'
live Hip-Hop on
point in Portland.
Also congratulations
on your new cut
with Bosko, E-40,
and C-BO. Make sure
y'all pick it up,
because it's that
"Fire" that you
need to be bumbin'!!!
Believe that!!!
Selena
This
sexy chick is not
only fly but she
is real down to
earth. She represents
many different races.
Selena is mixed
with Black, White,
Mexican, Philippine,
and Shumash Indian.
You can check her
out downtown at
Magic Gardens, and
make sure to show
her some love. In
her spare time this
Honey says that
she enjoys some
good bud and playing
with her pussycat.
Smooches baby!!!
I'll
be giving you the
scoop on several
local artists that
have some hot new
music for you to
swoop up. I'll also
let you know whatz
crackin' on the
national scene.
Pictures of The
Honey of the Month
contest at Club
Exotica International
will also be available
for your viewing
pleasure.
Until
then, y'all keep
it crackin'!!!!
If you need to holla
at me, hit me up
at whatzcrackin_J@hotmail.com
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