There is nothing, absolutely nothing, erotic
in this city this month. But I'm getting really
tired of my Pink Panther (double action,
four speeds, with pearls, pink), so could
be I'm just moody.
Of course there is WAR The Party at
Safari Club. That might jazz things up a bit,
with its "hot guns, tanks, artillery, and
camouflage girls." Maybe.
Or maybe Boom Boom East's Thursday night Boogie
Nights Dance Contest will wet my whistle,
but I doubt it.
I'm afraid it's D.K. Wilds' DAY AFTER THANKSGIVING
SUPER SALE for me. With all manner of
discounted vibes, lubes, DVDs and plugs to
get us all through the Christmas season. Yeeha.
The
Cramps are coming through on November
3rd in support of their hit "What Color Panties
Are You Wearing? (And How Long Have You Been
Wearing Them?)" and Jon Spencer returns
with his libidinous blues and booty revue,
the Blues Explosion, on November 20th.
This is THE SHOW at which to bag a cheap one-night
stand and shake it all night long.
So maybe I lied. November is sexy. Write a
300-word essay why YOU should get to eat pumpkin
pie off my tits and send it to viva@xmag.com.
First place gets to eat pumpkin pie off my
tits. Second place gets to watch.
If Bush has won, that means the ignorant and
the rich have won, and we in the sex industry
are fucked. Business has been going down the
drain for the last four years. Four more years
will get really ugly. Obviously the rich and
the ignorant are not fans of erotic entertainment.
Also they are fat, ugly and stupid.
At least we still have Pornland, stoking
the dying embers of a once libidinous land.
Jesus God just look at all the lingerie
modeling studios! Life is still good when
you can see C.C., Veronica, Syreea, Sadie,
Kayla, etc. etc. and whip your dick
out to send up a fount of doomed sperm to
die in the sweet perfumed air of these ladies'
lairs.
But don't expect it to last. Really if Bush
won it is time to explore the sex industry
in foreign lands. The euro is incredibly
strong, and the Euros traditionally much
more respectful of sex as a necessity of
a healthy life.
However, you're not likely to find a $4.50
steak on the continent like you can
EVERY DAY at Pop-A-Top. They're even
open on Thanksgiving. Thank God!
11/3
THE CRAMPS @ Roseland Theater
11/5
COCO COBRA & THE KILLERS CD RELEASE
PARTY @ Devils Point
11/6
DWARVES & POISON IDEA
@ Dante's
11/9
BRIAN JONESTOWN MASSACRE @ Berbati's
11/11
THE DONNAS @ Crystal Ballroom
11/15
& 11/16 GUIDED BY VOICES @ Berbati's
11/20
JON SPENCER BLUES EXPLOSION w/ THE
GOSSIP @ Crystal Ballroom
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