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: October 2004 : The J-Mack
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What
up P-Town? It's ya homie Mack
with another episode of Whatz
Crackin'! In this month's
column you'll get a chance
to check out some of the pictures
from my "Honey of the Month"
contest. If you weren't there
at the Safari Club you probably
heard about it! It was definitely
on and Crackin'! Big ups to
all the honeys that entered
the competition. In this article
I'll also be giving props
to some of my favorite bartenders
around town. Much love also
goes out to all my Libras
celebrating birthdays! Yeahh!!!
 First
Up -- The Honey of the Month
Contest
The
Safari Club was jam-packed
with partygoers eager to cheer
for their favorite Honey.
The competition began with
ten beautiful ladies trying
to become the  next
Honey of the Month. There
were five celebrity judges
who's job it was to narrow
the field of contestants down
to four. The ladies were judged
on Stage Presence, Sex Appeal,
Personality, and Overall View.
After the final four were
selected, the lively crowd
decided the winner. Congratulations
to Tori, who won the audience
over with her unique display
of pole tricks. She was NO
JOKE! Make sure you're at
the next Honey of the Month
Contest! It takes place on
October 24th at The Safari
Show Club, located at 3000
S.E. Powell Blvd. All dancers
are invited to enter the contest.
Good luck and I'll see ya
there!!!
 Next
Up -- Hey Bartender!!!
What
would a nightclub, strip club,
or restaurant be without a
good ass bartender? These
hard working individuals provide
us with the juices we need
to get our party on! In my
opinion, bartenders have
one
of the best jobs in the
business. It also can be
one of the most hectic jobs,
depending on how busy the
club is. They are some of
the coolest people in any
establishment, and the last
people that you want to
piss off! Having been in
the entertainment business
for over seventeen years,
I've noticed that most bartenders
take a great deal of pride
in what they do! I've got
to give a shout out to a
few of them for the work
that they do and the drinks
that they make. Big ups
to Mindi at the Safari
Club; your Spanish Coffees
definitely kick ass! Congratulations
on your baby boy! Much love
to Sally at the Hideaway
for hooking me up with one
of your Sally Specials!
I need that recipe! To Josh
down at the Level, man
I was feelin' it so hard
off those Lou Ferrignos
(aka Incredible Hulks) that
I left my wallet at the
club. Thanks for findin'
it, dogg! To all my bartending
friends and waitresses around
the entire city of Portland,
keep up the good work, and
I'm sure I'll see you soon...
To all of you out there
that appreciate a good drink,
don't forget to TIP!!!
Until
next month, y'all keep it
Crackin'!!!
For
event info, questions, or
comments, reach me a whatzcrackin_J@hotmail.com
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