Before
I let ya’ll in on whatz crackin’
this month, I just want to say thanks
to everyone that reads my column.
It surprises me how many different
people read my articles. I really
appreciate the feedback that so many
of you have given me, so this summer
I promise to keep it hot and informative!!!
Big ups to all my readers, and have
a good Fourth of July.
First
Up — The Lingerie Honeys
In previous articles, I’ve written
about my experiences inside various
strip clubs around town. I took the
time a while back to check out what
goes on inside one of Portland’s
lingerie shops. It was quite an experience.
The mood and the setting were much
different than a strip club. These
shops are very cozy and usually only
have two to three honeys working at
a time. After I selected the girl
of my choice, I was directed to go
into a small dim lit room with a couch,
a stereo, black lights, some spray
bottles, lotions, and several white
towels. I was told by the lingerie
model that I could get as comfortable
as I wanted to. I wasn’t planning
on beatin’ my meat or nothin’,
I just wanted to see what goes on
in a lingerie shop. It was different
than getting a lap dance at a strip
club because there weren’t a
bunch of other people around making
noise and shit. It was just me and
her alone in private. The shop as
well as this sexy chick smelled so
damn good!!! Her routine was so intimate
and seductive. I was trippin’
ya’ll!!! The whole atmosphere
made me horny as hell, plus the model
was fine, and she had some junk in
her triznunk (ass). She was sort of
surprised that I didn’t choke
my chicken, but I still enjoyed the
show. Much love goes out to all the
Honeys working in these shops!!! Ya’ll
got it goin’ on 4 REAL!!!
Next
Up — The KID CAPRI SHOW
The scene was Berbati’s Pan
in downtown Portland, and the show
consisted of some of Portland’s
best talent. There was also a hot
group from the ATL. DJ Mello Cee and
myself hosted it. I couldn’t
believe some of the turntable tricks
KID CAPRI did that night. The crowd
of people in attendance didn’t
know whether to dance or watch the
things this cat was doing. All in
all KID showed why he is considered
one of the best DJ’s in the
world!!! Talks are already underway
about him returning to the Rose City
for another show. This time the Promoter
“X” is planning to do
it at one of Portland’s hottest
nightclubs. I’ll keep you posted.
One!!!
Big
Ups — Rasheed Wallace World
Champion
First of all, congratulations to the
Detroit Pistons on their victory over
the Los Angeles Lakers. I can’t
begin to tell you how happy I am for
my partna’ Rasheed Wallace.
It just goes to show that you can’t
keep a good man down, or in this case,
a Bad Boy from doing his damn thang.
Even the commentators who had predicted
LA to win in six games had to eat
their own words. Detroit played with
hella heart and absolutely NO FEAR!!!
Even though Rasheed is no longer a
Portland Trail Blazer, I’m sure
that he has made the fans that he
has here very proud. Big ups man,
you deserve it!!! I’m Out….
Next
Month Cuties wit’ Bootys!
That’s right, I’ll be
featuring some of the most voluptuous
honeys in town. Every guy I know—and
some women—love a pretty woman
with a nice ass. What I will be doing
is going to various clubs around town
to seek out “Cuties Wit’
Bootys.” They will be available
for your viewing pleasure in my next
article. Don’t miss it!!! If
you know of a honey with a nice onion
that you would like to see featured,
holla at ya boyeee!!! whatzcrackin_J@hotmail.com
Until
next month ya’ll keep it crackin’!!!
One
Love,
J.Mack
