The biggest
news this month is the return of minors
to the strip bars! Just don't talk to 'em, touch
'em or roofie them because the OLCC will be
right by your side, trying to prove that even
when you're old enough to go to war, you're
not old enough to dance naked for money.
Penthouse
Pet and adult video star Ashton Moore
had to cancel appearances last month after she
suffered an anal tear in a double penetration
scene. The Exotic boys say that's what
she gets for appearing in such vids as 100%
Anal but never actually taking it in the
ass. Karma's a bitch. We wish her a speedy recovery
and hope she can make her shows at Stars Beaverton
on April 21st and 22nd, Stars Salem on April
23rd and new club SAFARI on the 24th!
Berlin
was in town, playing with the Psychedelic Furs
and Animotion. Terri Nunn got a whiff of local
art star Miss Mona Superhero's duct tape
art (www.ducttapeart.com) and called her for
a latenight meeting. Mona could not be reached
then or now for comment. Her first Seattle show
is April 10th at Roq La Rue in Seattle and world
domination will likely follow shortly thereafter.
Nothing
like a contest to get strippers throwin' each
other down stairs à la Showgirls,
and April is full of them, and so is May!
Boom Boom Room's Booty Shakin' Contest finals
are on Wednesday, April 7th at Boom Boom East.
Stars Beaverton hosts their Exotic Covergirl
Contest finals on April 15th, so get your
taxes done early. Saturday, April 17th is Dream
on Saloon's Double Trouble Contest. And
in May Jody's will have five (5) days of "World's
Best" contests, including Best Pole Worker and
Best Butt, May 3rd-7th. Who could ask for anything
more?
Finally
some new strip bars open in Portland! Music
venue DV8 on SE 50th and Powell has seen
the light and decided to go all nude, opening
as a strip club on April 15th. And on April
23rd, Safari Showclub opens on 30th and
SE Powell. The new owners have completely remodeled
what was Doc's in ultra exotic fashion: giant
piranha tanks, waterfalls, leopard print everything,
and the wildest girls in the west. Safari's
Grand Opening bash on the 23rd and 24th
is invite-only for industry workers and VIP
members. See their ad for details!
Downtown
hipster hangout Voodoo Doughnuts hosted
their first annual Cockfight last month.
Gentlemen contestants were given a pile of
porn and five minutes, then measured their
[hopefully] erect cocks with specially-made
extra-large-hole donuts. Winner Aubrey managed
four donuts, won fifty bucks, and celebrated
with a box of donuts and some imported beer
a stripper bought for him. Congrats!
Killingsworth
hipster hangout Exotica held its first
annual Blazers Fight later in the month.
Our source at the scene said Darius Miles
and Quintel Woods had been drinking at the
club for several hours when they were approached
by fans. The boys weren't very friendly, and
the fans mouthed off. Darius Miles immediately
threw down and got into it with a man described
as "5'7, 140 lbs." Woods was right behind
him and suddenly magazine racks were flying.
The Blazer Boyz beat a retreat to their Escalade,
picking up a twenty-lb. outdoor ashtray on
the way. They heaved the ashtray at the little
guy, missed and hit the cook's truck, denting
it. Shorty got in his car and tried to run
down Miles, who jumped on the hood and punched
out the driver's side window.
Other
presses report that the Blazers were set upon
by a group of unruly strip club patrons. Our
source, however, disagrees. "Those guys totally
instigated it by being assholes. Out of 750
punches thrown, nobody was hit. It was so
gay."
4/3
-- Fannypack @ Dante's
4/7
-- Coco Cobra & the Killers @ Ash
St. on the Famous Mysterious Actor's Late
Night
Talk Show featuring special guest Viva
Las Vegas
4/14
-- Jet & the Vines @ the Roseland
4/23
-- BLONDIE @ the Roseland
4/27
-- Electric Six w/ Coco Cobra &
the Killers @ Dante's
4/28
-- Method Man, Cool Nutz & J.Mack
@ the Roseland
May
1 -- Ron Jeremy's Circus Sideshow
@ Dante's
