On the fringes of the masturbation ocean called
the Internet, far beyond where brave men dare to
surf, there exist niche markets serving the needs
of men whose tastes run counter to the mainstream
boob-job hordes. Out there, things which might repel
the average red-blooded male ... things, such as,
oh, missing limbs, morbid obesity, or poop-munching
parties ... become sexually charged fetish items,
sharpened arrows which strike deep at the pleasure
center.
By accident--I
promise--I recently stumbled across the phenomenon
of porno sites designed to appeal to persons who
become sexually aroused at seeing naked pictorials
of the sort of mangy, dentally handicapped, histrionic,
low-class, inbred-and-continuing-to-inbreed white
skanks paraded daily across the tube by the likes
of Jerry Springer.
Hard as it
might be for us, uh, normal people to believe, there's
a cottage industry providing jack fodder for men
who fancy themselves having sex with white women
of meager means.
I know...it's
almost too terrible to ponder.
One clue to
these sites' possible appeal is the social archetype
of the insatiable hillbilly gal willing to fuck
ANYONE ANYWHERE ANYTIME. These girls flaunt the
presumed alley-cat sexuality of the underclass.
Their all-consuming rageful lust impels them to
have sex with anyone...even the malformed horndogs
who have to pay for coochie on the Internet. They
are cum-chugging Cunts on a Hot Tin Roof who are
constantly yowling and yammering for cock. One website
barks that "Trashy White Girls in the trailer parks
are the easiest pussy in the world." Another avers
that "Trailer park girls are TOTAL sluts!" OnlyWantSex.net,
which claims to feature "more than 35,000 White
Trash Girls," states as indisputable fact that "WHITE
TRASH GIRLS GIRLS [sic] ARE THE EASIEST TO FUCK
OF ALL THE AMERICAN WOMEN." This unique sales pitch
inverts the typical porno strategy of precious unavailability...these
girls are always available. They want to fuck you--even
YOU.
The standard
porn advertising strategy is further inverted by
the fact that these sites often go out of their
way to admit that these girls "ain't runway models"
or "aren't all that good-looking."
Many of these
sites feature black-on-white gang bangs, and it's
hard to gauge whether that's a racist or a non-racist
gesture--are these girls "white trash" because they
gobble black cock, because these photo shoots portray
their cum-splattered blonde heads like white croquet
balls being batted around by huge black mallets?
Are they relegated to the trash bin merely because
of their race-mixin' ways? Who can tell? But when
one woman naughtily exclaims, "My husband would
kill me if he knew I kissed him right after sucking
a big black man's salty balls," you know she's trash
whatever way you slice it.
Currently,
I'm unaware of any websites that cater to a fetish
for, say, "nigga project hos" or "wetback hotties"
or "subjugated Injun squaws." There are other ethnic
niche markets for "Chocolate Cuties" and "Lovely
Latinas," but only low-class white gals get subjected
to such outright disdain. Under any other skin tone,
this would be unacceptable stereotyping. Someone
should write a book about such double standards,
I swear.
And considering
the availability of stock photos and porno's hallowed
tendency to "create" erotic situations, it's also
difficult to gauge how "authentic" many of these
sites are. Rather than being uploaded from a shack
in the Tennessee hills, many of these sites seem
as if they were slapped together by some geeky Cali
technerd trying to guess what someone with a white-trash
fetish wants to see.
But the more
disturbing question is: Who patronizes these sort
of sites? You can
rule out "real"
white trash. They don't want to see their downtrodden
lifestyle so savagely lampooned, their hard-luck
women depicted as circus beasts. Real white trash
seeks "class" in its pornography, so who buys this
shit? Inhibited white rich men? Vengeance-minded
horny black men?
I wanted to
e-mail the webmasters and ask them, but once you
make contact, you're put on their list. And once
you're on their list, you get put on other lists.
And when you finally are able to remove yourself
from the first few lists, you've already been put
on two dozen new lists. It's not worth the trouble.
So instead
of investigating further, I've provided capsule
analyses of a half-dozen "trashy white girl" sites.
There are more than these half-dozen--many more.
Some would say too many...
SITE NAME:
DIXIE TRAILER TRASH 
THEIR DESCRIPTION:
"The Souths [sic] Nastiest Sluts And Horney [sic]
House Wives [sic] ...You will see thousands of photos
of the girls from my trailer park taking it up the
ass, in the mouth and getting their pussy fucked
over and over!!...You will see white trailer trash
women performing acts you won't believe; like only
White Southern Trailer Trash can do. Keep a close
watch because you might see your cousins fucking
each other! ...You will see these trashy sluts both
barefoot, in stockings, heels, sandals and even
sometimes with filthy feet from having to feed their
barnyard animals!!"
MY DESCRIPTION:
An online photo journal depicting the carnal adventures
of fat, horrid, stretchmarked, desperate, menopausal,
tore-up-from-the-floor-up, sub-Mason-Dixon cocksocks
on a frantic quest to stuff every hole in their
body to the gills lest those empty holes remind
them--even for a second--of their station in life.
The site is run by "Felicia," a forty-seven-year-old
grandma and PTA member who doesn't look a day over
ninety. Sections include SLUT PICS OF THE DAY!,
INTERRACIAL GANG BANGS!, RED NECK [sic] LESBIAN
LUST!, and SEX STARVED TRAILER TRASH! Adventurous
minds will ponder the coercive measures needed to
enforce the steadfast proclamation that "every nasty
slut on this site is REQUIRED to swallow cum!" Points
get subtracted due to the annoying popups and ever-replicating
"consoles" and non-related porno links which keep
exploding on the screen like daisy-cutter bombs,
forcing you to quit your browser. I've never seen
this happen outside of porno sites, and it really
should be illegal.
MOST DISGUSTING
PASSAGE ON SITE: "Most of the gals that come
to Dixie are 'Anal Virgins', but when they leave
our parties they are shitting sperm."
SITE NAME:
CUM DUMP MAMAS 
THEIR DESCRIPTION:
"Thousands of candid fuck shots of the nastiest
girls in the South!... We are southern sluts ...We
are a group of seven girls who have moved in together
under one roof. We live and play in a cabin in the
North Georgia mountains and we do some of the nastiest
things you have EVER seen! ... About 15 girls party
here every Saturday night and they are ALL cock
whores!...We do go on road trips to the local truck
stop, pool hall and a few clubs around here and
we fuck the shit out of some of the guys at these
locations but other than that, it's ALL from the
cabin and from houses in the neighborhood!"
MY DESCRIPTION:
The site's logo is rendered in a typeface that
looks like wooden slats nailed to the side of a
ramshackle cabin. The letters drip with huge white
gobs of what is presumed to represent male ejaculate.
The mamas include a cracker ho whose "fantasy is
to be gang fucked by a biker club" and a black woman
who claims to have "sucked off more redneck truck
drivers than anyone I can think of and my little
asshole has been fucked so much that I think I need
a ring job." I must admit that I found myself highly
attracted to the site's big-boobed, bee-sting-lipped,
vaguely swarthy proprietress "Sindy," allowing me
to forgive, even temporarily, the endless shots
of jizz-gargling, ass-fisting, and turkey-baster-inserting.
MOST DISGUSTING
PASSAGE ON SITE: The name.
SITE NAME:
TRAILER TRASH GIRLS 
THEIR DESCRIPTION:
"Trailer trash. White trash. You know the type.
Tattooed, Camel smoking, Jack Daniels drinking sluts...who
like to sleep til noon in their doublewide with
three refridgerators [sic] out front, an engineless
1964 Dodge Dart in the back home to racoons [sic]
and rats... We've got tons of nasty, skanky trailer
trash girls, strutting their stuff and proud to
do it. These white trash strip for you, have lesbian
sex for you, play with their favorite dildos for
you. Hell, even the pregnant ones get it on for
you."
MY DESCRIPTION:
Subtitled "Doublewide Sex and Porn," the site's
home page features a shot of a nasty redhead skank
holding a purple vibrator in one hand and clutching
a miniaturized dilapidated trailer home between
her legs. The Trailer Trash Girls logo is rendered
in a Confederate flag pattern. The site also boasts
a section devoted to "Trailer Trash Lesbians" engaged
in explicit, fluid-laden activities. But since that's
all they show you before you have to pay, that's
all I know.
THEIR DESCRIPTION:
"I meet most of [the models] in the trailer
park I used to live in....Amateur trash is more
fun than getting drunk and playing with firearms!...Amateur
trash is better than your pet pig winning the blue
ribbon at county fair....You will love Amateur trash
as much as your three legged dog."
MY DESCRIPTION:
A small, amusing site sleazily rendered in that
cheesy Comic Sans typeface favored among low-rent
web pornographers. Thematic consistency isn't important,
as one of the girls is black and another is a decidedly
un-trashy eighteen-year-old Korean. One shot shows
the webmaster's alleged ex-wife doing dishes, placed
alongside a shot of her looking menaced by a faceless
hard-on behind her. The site has a jokey feel which
leads me to believe it really isn't hosted by an
actual guy who used to live in a trailer park--seems
more like some techgeek basking in the blue glow
of a computer screen somewhere deep in the SFV.
MOST DISGUSTING
PASSAGE ON SITE: "Here is a good white trash
whore for y'all. She has been dancing at the local
strip club to support her boyfriends [sic] drinking
habit. Now he talked her in to doing a scene for
us so he can buy some more beer and pretzels."
SITE NAME:
WHITE TRASH AMATEURS 
THEIR DESCRIPTION:
"Guns, Tattoos, Pickup Trucks... Pics of real
amateur white trash trailer trash redneck nasty
girls naked... These girls have nothing better to
do than hang out at the Burger Barn and flash their
titties at people while they wait for some guy to
offer his cock to her. They sure know what to do
when they get their mouth on one too!"
MY DESCRIPTION:
Very little to see on the "free tour." The main
model looks too Mediterranean to qualify as proper
white trash--sort of a muddier Valerie Bertinelli.
Plus, she's posing naked except for high heels and
a BASEBALL CAP, which is never sexy under any circumstances.
There is, however, one redeeming shot of a peroxided,
sunken-eyed, faded-cutoff-wearing skankasaurus whose
very being conjures images of meth-pipe burns and
children given up for adoption--in other words,
HOT stuff!
SITE NAME:
THE FARMER'S DAUGHTER 
THEIR DESCRIPTION:
"The Farmer's Daughter is about beautiful,
erotic young teen women and animals, in the fields,
on horses, and on farm equipment...Young firm bodies
playing with each other and barnyard animals...no
bestiality, beastiality, [sic] or animal sex--just
hot young farm girls playing with each other, animal,
[sic] and tractors."
MY DESCRIPTION:
I'm not sure what to say. I mean, they get a
bunch of hot young farm girls together, place them
next to some hot young farm animals, and yet no
bestiality? No beastality, either? You'd think that
they'd at least give you one. Or the other. Or,
in a righteous world, both.
MOST DISGUSTING
PASSAGE ON SITE: "Girls who breed animals (animal
husbandry) are not sqeamish. [sic] They know how
to have fun. After all, animal sex is normal (that
is how you get a baby animal). So seeing animal
sex (not bestiality) makes a teen girl horny and
ready... And every girl loves horses. Feeling their
strong, powerful bodies between their legs, (yes,
rubbing against their pussy--still not bestiality
or sex, but animal sensual massage) makes them hot
and wet for erotic pornography."
