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xmag.com
: March
2004 : The
J-Mack Report
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It's on again ya'll, and in this
month's article I'll be asking your
opinion on the Janet Jackson situation
as well as put you up on whatz crackin
locally in the music biz. I'll also
be letting you know about some nightclub
do's and don'ts... There's a new
column that I'm adding to my article
next month called "The Late Nighter".
It's something for my readers to
get involved with. Each month I
will feature a different story from
one of my readers about a late night
booty call gone bad, or good! Email
me your story at: whatzcrackin_J@hotmail.com
First
Up -- Ms. Jackson's Titty
Daaamn
Baby! I have always wondered what
they looked like, along with every
other cat I know, but to see one
of them so unexpected was a real
treat. Even though the Panthers
lost, I was comforted by the memory
of the half-time titty. Some people
say that it was staged, and some
say it was an accident, but either
way, I think that Justin Timberlake
should have also been banned from
the Grammy's since he did reveal
the titty in the first place. If
you missed it live, I got it right
here!!!
Next
Up -- Nightclub Shiznit
First
of all, we have all been to a nightclub
before and have seen some crazy
shit go down. I personally find
some of it extremely funny, while
some shit is just out right stupid.
For instance, the catz that get
mad at the honeys for not giving
out their phone numbers. These motha-fuckas
crack me up. They buy a couple drinks
and for the most part hold a fairly
decent conversation. Soon as they
don't get the number they wanted,
they turn into totally different
people. How many of you honeys have
heard this before? "Oh I can't get
your number? Well fuck you then
bitch." How weak is that??? Here's
some advice for you no-game-having
bastards that do that dumb shit.
Women hate to be sweated by men,
so you can't seem too fuckin' eager
to hook up with her. Just go with
the flow and try to make a friend
connection, instead
of
embarrassing yourself and making
an enemy. Women love a challenge,
and a man with class. The also
have a lot of love for us men,
and they just want to know that
we love them as well. Trust me
on this one!!! See you at the
Club!
Peace
2 Rasheed
A
couple of weeks ago, the Portland
Trail Blazers traded Rasheed Wallace
to the Atlanta Hawks. Me and Sheed
have been friends for a while
and I wish him well in the ATL.
I strongly believe that he wasn't
happy here and so many people
in the media were straight doggin
him. In my opinion he is one of
the best players in the NBA, and
hopefully his new team will give
him the chance to quiet any and
every critic that has ever had
something bad to say about him.
Break 'em off somethin' Famm and
holla at ya boy. ONE!!!
Until
next month, ya'll keep it crackin'!!!
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