If
your parents name you Paris why should they be surprised
if you turn up in a porn film? Although technically
it's not a porn film since Paris Hilton and her
then-boyfriend Rick Solomon made the vid three years
ago in the privacy of their Las Vegas hotel room,
certainly the right city for their cinematic one-on-one.
Paris Hilton
was born to make porn, I'd say. The great-granddaughter
of hotel magnate Conrad Hilton, Paris, 22, and her
younger sister, Nicky, 21, grew up in Manhattan's
famous Waldorf-Astoria, another family house out
in the Hamptons and a mansion in L.A.--bicoastal
from the crib. Quite the party girl as a teenager,
Paris spent a lot of time shopping and hob-nobbing
with fashion friends and has taken a stroll or two
down the catwalk. She attended exclusive private
schools like Dwight and Buckley but didn't stay
long due to academic challenges that did not mesh
with partying down. The stretch at a school in Utah
for troubled youths didn't take either. Some reports
indicate she dropped out of high school.
A couple
of news stories said she got a GED which, if true,
should be framed in gold and placed in the lobby
of the Waldorf-Astoria.
The rap
on Paris in the news zone is that she is "famous
for being famous," that is, she has accomplished
nothing except posing for pics at nightclubs and
on the celebrity scene. A bad rap in that she's
quite industriously built herself into a brand
with an upcoming line of clothes, bit parts in
a few movies, the cornball reality TV show The
Simple Life, and a forthcoming CD. Whether
she can sing a note remains to be seen, but it
will probably sell. On top of that, she and her
sister pull down big bucks as fashion models,
like sometimes 50 grand for a shoot. So even though
she stands to inherit a reported 30 million clams,
she's doing quite well on her own.
While she's
been featured in the tabloids and the celebrity
press since she turned sweet and tight-butted
16, many people had never heard of her until porn
struck. That really sent her into the celeb zone.
Scandal rocks.
She says
she's terribly embarrassed the sex tape surfaced
on the Internet. But the murky and grainy 3-minute
clip from the 40-minute vid that has sailed through
cyberspace seems to have magnified her 15 minutes
of fame. As yet untitled--I'd suggest Paris Services
the Vegas Hilton--the vid opens with a close shot
of Rick Solomon's cock penetrating the gamy hotel
heiress. After a few thrusts Paris starts to turn
over to get on top of him--I think, hard to tell
in all the blur--then changes her mind and gets
down on all fours awaiting the dog to wag the
tail. What follows is purr-fect for the Paris
project: her cell phone rings!
She has
an animated talk on the cell, enjoying what must
have been an intense conversation. She flops across
the bed, laughs, nods her head, hangs up and returns
to her duties.
The bawdy
couple flop around a bit and proceed with some
doggie action. Rick pushes her forward apparently
unaware she is now out of the picture frame and
all we see is him grinding away from about waist
up. In the final scene Paris gives him a blow
job. Although enthusiastic, she needs some instruction
in deep throating from a professional porn queen.
I'm sure there are many out there who would be
willing to give her a tutorial.
All in
all she shows great promise as a porn darling.
Except for that smile. In every photo I've seen
of her she throws out this pose, her head to one
side, a smile so fake you'd think there's nothing
behind that face other than a manufactured doll
devoid of passion.