FOOTBALL
4-EVAH 
The
PALLAS is the place for Monday Night Football,
with free tacos, halftime giveaways and an allbuttrock
soundtrack! This sexy club is also hosting their
own FETISH NIGHT on Saturday, Novemeber 29th.
If
you're a westside guy, the BIG BANG has Football
Specials Sunday and Monday nights, with big juicy
1/2 lb. burgers and fries for only $3. And for those
with more advanced palates, TASIA will be catering
to every man's fantasy of a hot half-naked babe
who can cook, preparing and joining you for delicious
meals every Tuesday.
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GINA
LYNN AT STARS
AVN
superstar and featured actress on HBO's Sopranos,
Gina Lynn is the queen of Bada Bing. Don't miss
her rare Oregon appearances: November 19th and 20th
at STARS BEAVERTON, November 21st at STARS
SALEM and Saturday November 22nd at STARS
BEND.
Also
at Stars Salem, a PAJAMA PARTY! You'll think you've
crashed Hef's Playboy Mansion when you see the superhot
Stars' girls in their nighties playing spin the
bottle. Nothing is better than thirty babes in bed!
Don't forget your bathrobe!
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EXOTICA
INTERNATIONAL is throwing a party for all you highrollers.
The club will be filled with casino tables and hot
girls--don't miss it. On a more wholesome note,
Exotica is also the place to be for Thanksgiving,
when they're dishing up a Thanksgiving buffet.
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DEAD!
Exotic's
newest writer Morgan Likely is playing pinball
in greener pastures now. Morgan was the brightest-eyed,
bushiest-tailed kid around and he will be missed.
Hope you're revelling in simultaneous orgasms with
gorgeous willing females wherever you are.
Ex-Portlander
Elliot Smith, famous for lovely nodding-off
songs with a suicidal
undercurrent,
has also chosen this year to explore new realms.
If there was ever a soundtrack for Portland, Elliot
wrote it. Viva's wanted to loll around in bed
with him ever since she heard of his insatiable
love of Russian novels from former bandmate Sean
Croghan. Couldn'ta seen this one comin', could
ya?
