BOOM BOOM ROOM
EAST NOW OPEN! 
Finally
there's a new strip club in Pornland. Boom Boom Room
East is located on the east end of the Ross Island
Bridge. They feature super sexy, sassy girls in a totally
revamped club. It's hot!
FIREDANCERS
Speaking
of hot, firedancers will be heating up Roc's Dollhouse
every Tuesday for Hell Night. The Dollhouse also features
Double-Trouble Fridays, with two hot gals on every stage.
The recently-opened Pharaoh Room at Cleopatra's Viewpoint
is about as hot as it gets, with sensual firedancers
and belly dancers in a swanky members-only lounge. Check
it out at their 2nd Anniversary Party on Saturday the
13th, and don't miss Debris on the 20th--they rock!
Firestripppers? Yup! Every Monday at Devil's Point.
Ya gotta see it to believe it.
SECOND
ANNUAL CONTRACTORS' BALL
At
Stars! Ever see a chick strip out of a wifebeater,
tool belt, and hard hat? Now's your chance. Stars' incredible
dancers will show you how to use a hammer... and a whole
lot more. Salem: September 19th. Beaverton: September
26th.
SUPERSTRIPPER
One
of the hottest gals around is back on the circuit. Amy
(formerly known as Sydney) is performing on Tuesday
nights at the newly revamped Dino's. Amy took
a year off to fight breast cancer, and now she proudly
sports a small scar near her left breast where she had
a lumpectomy. She's sexy as hell, and ballsy, too. And
she'll be featured this month in Big Butts Magazine.
GET
READY
Coming
next month is an event so spectacular that it could
not die a respectable death. That's right kiddies, it's
Portland's most notorious contest, back from a limited
engagement on the community service tour in Hell, the
event you love to hate...INK-N-PINK 2003. Venues
are still in the preliminary stages at press time, and
word has it that the event producer, Spooky, is locked
away in rehab right now preparing for the event. Jesus,
how many times do we have to fire that guy anyway? He
just keeps coming back! They're even calling the event
"The Resurrection." (It's starting to sound like another
chapter in the Friday The 13th saga.) Details concerning
the "unexpected" return of this event are shrouded in
mystery, but rest assured that next month's issue will
be packed with all the hot sticky decadent details.
