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: August 2003: The
J-Mack Report
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What
up homies and homegirls? It's August and
this month I'll be featuring one of the
hottest clubs in downtown Portland. I'll
also be introducing you to NStyle Photography
and its founder Mr. Askia "Sonni" Phillips.
Most of the pictures you've seen in my
articles have been taken by him or one
of his affilliate photographers, including
some of the "Honey of the Month" photos!
Last month I checked out Chingy at The
Red Sea which is this month's featured
nightclub.
First
Up--NStyle Photography
I
have had the pleasure of knowing Sonni
for many years and the photos this cat
has in his collection will trip you out.
He has taken pictures in just about every
club and concert in Portland, Oregon.
He also flies in and out of town to extend
his services to different promoters and
artists in the entertainment business.
He probably has some pictures of you,
yo baby mama, your boyfriend, your girlfriend,
your ex, along with a host of well known
celebrities and a gang of chicks showing
off their "thongs" and other thangz.
Sonni
has been in the business for over twenty
years and is definitely one of the best
photographers around. Next month NStyle
Photography will be at Kevin Berry's "Old
School Party" August 8th at Shenanigans
on Swan Island and Labor Day Weekend at
Z100's "Last Chance Summer Dance" at the
waterfront.
Next
Up--Do you know this girl?
She's
super friendly and has a real cool personality.
She's the type of girl that's always down
to listen to your problems and give you
good advice. She's very smart and down
to earth. Her only problem is that she's
not cut out to be a stripper, but nobody
can tell her that. She has the attitude
it takes but not the body. She never ever
gets asked for a table dance and her outfits
look like thirdgrade swimsuits. She's
not a pretty site but she's hella nice.
Her grill could use about $20,000 dollars
worth of dental work. Her perfume always
smells better than she looks. She's very
sweet but far from sexy. Her routine on
stage is upsetting, and painful to watch.
The owner won't fire her because she gives
good head!!! She often hates on pretty
strippers, but still wants them to like
her. She walks around the strip club like
she's worth a million bucks, but by the
end of the night, she can barely afford
to buy a beer and a pack of Top Ramen.
We have all seen this girl and wondered
to ourselves, who in the fuck told her
ass she should strip? If you know this
girl, give her a hug for me and tell her
McDonald's is still hiring. ONE!!!
IN
DA CLUB at The RED SEA
Truthfully
ya'll this is one of my coolest spots to kick
it at. The entire staff knows how to treat
people and the music is always on point. The
security is some of the best in the City and
very few problems have ever occured there.
Recently Jammin' 95.5 brought "Chingy" to
the Red Sea and it was on and crackin'! These
catz put on a show fo'real and had some fly
ass dancers. The club was jam-packed at 1:15am
and people were still outside in line hoping
to get in. I am proud of the owners for holdin'
it down and giving us true music lovers a
live club to kick it at in downtown Portland.
Big ups also to the homies at the door, the
bartenders, the DJ's and the MC's. See ya'll
this weekend....I'M OUT!!!
This
month, I had to give it up to one of the sexiest
"Redbones" in the City. Her name is Trinity
and she is definitely a "Honey!" One Love
Girl!!! If you feel you should be a featured
Honey of the Month, e-mail me at whatzcrackin_j@hotmail.com
I'll
have coverage of Exotic Magazine's
Anniversary Party (OOOH-WEE)! I'll also be
letting y'all know about whatz happening nationally
in the music business as well as covering
the local scene. Until then, "keep it crackin!!!"
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