Allen Ginsberg
gave a reading at a Seattle bookstore some years back
and afterwards dutifully autographed his new book
of poems for a long line of buyers. He appeared to
be very gracious as he whipped off signatures but
I suppose he was pretty anxious for that line to end.
I thought
back on that while watching BARBARA BROADCAST
TOO! from VCA. Chloe plays BB, the sex therapist
who is out flacking her new book, "Healthy Sex, Mind
& Body." At the book signing she sucks off the
100th customer. Now there's a way to pack 'em in at
the book stores for readings. Probably not too many
authors could take a hard mouthful with the same gusto
Chloe works up when presented with the one-eyed Cyclops.
Ginsberg could have providing the 100th autograph
seeker was a young stud.
A journalist played by Dru Barrymore is sent to do
a story on Barbara and becomes part of the story herself
with the usual 57 varieties of doggie-style action,
horizontal jogging and butt 
busting.
Seems to
me some porn producer should play off the reporter
going after the big story with a spoof on the huge
scandal at the New York Times. You've probably
read about the young Times reporter, Jayson
Blair, who gamed the paper for five years with a boatload
of fabricated stories. He made up quotes from people
he hadn't talked to, plagiarized from stories in other
newspapers and snorted lots of cocaine. He may end
up with a healthy advance from a publisher for a memoir
on his journalistic crime.
Good material
here for UP THE ASS OF THE NEW YORK TIMES. A reporter
heads out for an on-the-scene interview with a guy
whose wife has been murdered, gets waylaid in an anal
triangle and cranks out a made up interview while
getting a blow job under his desk. Next day the guy
sees the interview in the paper and says, "Did I say
that?" He reads it over again, sees it was written
with warmth and understanding, says "Yes, I guess
I did say that." Meanwhile...well, take it from there.
In other
news we have hot blonde Brit Ashley Long riding the
waves of a double penetration in TEEN PATROL
2 from Metro. Drimla, Sophia and some other
chicks dick a private eye in ARSENIC 2
from Hustler, a DVD with a series of flashbacks designed
to fill out a plot where there is no plot. A flock
of porn queens flit about and drip their bitch butter
on undercover cops and Mafia dons in LOST &
FOUND from Wicked. Kaylani Lei
and Melanie
Jagger lick spoo and whine about not being able
to go to a party in the passionless PASSION
from Sin City. Finally, there's Kira Keener, who
plays the 983rd cheerleader in a porn vid who will
do anything to make it on the squad in SWIRL
from Vivid.
My fave DVD this month is ROCCO: ANIMAL TRAINER
11
from Evil Angel. The Italian Stallion's last four
or five vids didn't do much for me. All of them
went overboard with about 50 people in endless group
gang bangs. In his latest effort he's trimmed back
his "the more pussy attacks the better" ethos and
gone back to doubles and trios with himself as the
main pole.
Animal
Trainer kicks off in a barn with a trim girl
patting down a horse. Rocco jumps her and goes down
for the gravy. As the sex play continues the horse
lets off with a loud hee-haw and you can hear chickens
squawking in the background. This barnyard commentary
adds a nice touch of comedy to the scene.
In a later
scene our main stud ties up Charlotte with strips
of red tape in a Christ-on-the-Cross position. He
coaxes a nervous Jenifer behind her, then shoves
himself against Jenifer. Sandwiched against each
other he urges Jenifer to swat Charlotte's butt.
She can't do it. He takes her hand, does it for
her. It's hysterical, showing a girl how to slap
ass. I'd never considered the possibility somebody
didn't know how to spank.
The scene
moves on for a very intense sex ride, including
the two fillies down on their knees with one sucking
off Rocco and the other with her face in his butt.
Then they switch places and repeat the performance.
In this DVD, Rocco's back on top with some solid
blasts off the old back door trumpet.
